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[zabrina]

/ Peace to all,

I found this. It is mind-boggling

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness. - Woody Allen

Sis Zabrina

[baree_]

Kid to his Dad as they watch TV: "Dad, tell me again how when you were my age you had to walk all the way across the room to change a channel."
-- Anonymous

[friend of all]

Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without
brain. Please tell them your age!

[Lateral]

Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery.

Shakespeare

[Lateral]

Evey: "Who are you?"

V: "This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V"

From "V for Vendetta"

[friend of all]

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to
shoot them.

Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it
creative problem solving.

Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's
there to appreciate it.

[baree_]

I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep.
-- Jim Loy

Once you've put one of his books down, you simply can't pick it up again.
-- Mark Twain (talking about Henry James)

[zabrina]

/ Peace to all,

Here are some: Enjoy!



What are the three words guaranteed to humilate men everywhere? "Hold my Purse" - Francois Morency


I dont suffer from stress, I am the carrier - Unknown


If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark - Amy Carmichael


Sis Zabrina

[baree_]

lol..those are funny zab!

[zabrina]

lol..those are funny zab!

/ Peace to all,

Yeah Baree! I was ROFL too when i read them the first time. I was like esp. the last one! How MoChaCha can you be?

Sis Zabrina

[friend of all]

Funny and very true.

"Sooner or later we all quote our mothers."
Unknown

[Lateral]

"There is no sin except stupidity"

[Upon arriving at the american airport] "I have nothing to declare except my genius."

Oscar Wilde

[Jawharah]

I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.
Woody Allen



And sad but true eh:
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
Woody Allen

[friend of all]

I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.
Woody Allen

Not me either

[blue_dew]

And sad but true eh:
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
Woody Allen

that's funny!

[baree_]

hahah...funny quotes everyone
made me laugh!

[Ibn_Khaldun]

Not really funny qoute but

Allah says in the Quran

Ina Kayda Shaytani Kana Da'eefa

Surely the Plot of the Shaitan is weak.

And then in Surah Yusuf it says.

Inahu Min Kaydi Kun, Ina Kayda Kuna 'Adeem

Surely it is a Plot of you women; surely your (womens) Plot is great:

So in short the plot of shaytaan is weak, but the plot of women is great lol
*hides*

[mintyfresh]

lol

*hides*

[Jawharah]

SubhanAllah...

Only brother Ibn_Khaldun would be able to bring Quran into any thread no matter what the topic is... hehehe.

The plot of women are great huh? Beware brother... B)

Oh and here's a funny quote.
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
Marion Pearson

Too true.

[baree_]

That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record.
-- David Coleman

Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend.
-- Agatha Christie