Posted 03 April 2006 - 04:00 PM
I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter- a magnet on my kitchen fridge
Nobody notices what I do, until I don't do it- a magnet on my fridge.
Posted 04 April 2006 - 03:31 AM
i have been eating tooooo much chocolate these past two weeks. more than before.
Posted 08 April 2006 - 05:06 PM
"I want to live in a world, where chickens are not questioned for crossing the road."- Baker Bob
"Do you know how many polyesters died to make that shirt?"
Posted 09 April 2006 - 04:18 PM
Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-
Edited by zabrina, 09 April 2006 - 11:58 PM.
Posted 15 April 2006 - 06:50 PM
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate
it. Franklin P. Jones
Posted 15 April 2006 - 08:08 PM
The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak
translated into Russian as:
"The vodka is willing but the meat is rotten."
Posted 20 April 2006 - 02:55 PM
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people just don't have film
Posted 22 April 2006 - 11:30 AM
"Someone very close to the president said to me, you know, he won't fire Rumsfeld because it would be the equivalent of firing himself."
Posted 03 May 2006 - 09:15 PM
"I was arrested for selling illegal-sized paper."
"You will never find anybody who can give you a clear, compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time."
Posted 06 May 2006 - 01:35 AM
"My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it."
- Buddy Hackett
"Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post how it feels about dogs."
- Christopher Hampton
"It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. they're in front of you in the supermarket express lane."
- June Henderson
Posted 09 May 2006 - 03:46 PM
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts."
Posted 11 May 2006 - 08:42 AM
"The trouble with children is that they're not returnable."
"There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own."
Posted 17 May 2006 - 05:32 PM
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
-- George Burns
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
-- George Burns
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
-- Jack Benny
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
-- Bob Hope
Posted 03 July 2006 - 10:53 AM
"Adults are obsolete children"
Posted 04 September 2006 - 03:42 AM
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
Those are funny, Friend of All
All of them are on this thread, but those made me laugh the hardest
Posted 04 September 2006 - 04:18 PM
"I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife."
Hahah thts so funny.. lols..
It seems tht this Quote suits to lot of ppl out there..
Thnx for sharing;..