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[baree_]

I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter- a magnet on my kitchen fridge

Nobody notices what I do, until I don't do it- a magnet on my fridge.

[blue_dew]

that chocolate one is good.

i have been eating tooooo much chocolate these past two weeks. more than before.

[baree_]

"I want to live in a world, where chickens are not questioned for crossing the road."- Baker Bob

"Do you know how many polyesters died to make that shirt?"
-Steve Martin

[zabrina]

/ Peace to all,


Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-





Sis Zabrina

Edited by zabrina, 09 April 2006 - 11:58 PM.

[baree_]

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate
it. Franklin P. Jones

[Muwahhida]

The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak

translated into Russian as:

"The vodka is willing but the meat is rotten."

[zabrina]

/ Peace to all,

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people just don't have film

Sis Zabrina

[zabrina]

/ Peace to all,

"Someone very close to the president said to me, you know, he won't fire Rumsfeld because it would be the equivalent of firing himself."

Tim Russert

Sis Zabrina

[baree_]

"I was arrested for selling illegal-sized paper."
-Steven Wright

"You will never find anybody who can give you a clear, compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time."
-Dave Barry

[zabrina]

/ Peace to all,

"My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it."
- Buddy Hackett

"Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post how it feels about dogs."
- Christopher Hampton

"It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. they're in front of you in the supermarket express lane."
- June Henderson

Sis Zabrina

[zabrina]

/ Peace to all,

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts."
-Will Rogers.

Sis Zabrina

[zabrina]

/ Peace to all,

"The trouble with children is that they're not returnable."
Quentin Crisp.

"There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own."
Doug Larson.

Sis Zabrina

[*MuSlIm*]

[Zulekh@]

when there is a will..i want to be in it!!

[zabrina]

/ Peace to all,

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
-- George Burns

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
-- George Burns

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
-- Jack Benny

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
-- Bob Hope

Sis Zabrina

[isha]

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Edited by isha, 03 July 2006 - 04:11 AM.

[zabrina]

/ Peace to all,


"Adults are obsolete children"
-Dr Seuss-


Sis Zabrina

[Christianlady]

"I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife."
--Ilie Nastase.

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
--Anonymous.

Those are funny, Friend of All

All of them are on this thread, but those made me laugh the hardest

[Subhaanallaah]

"I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife."
--Ilie Nastase.

Peace,

Hahah thts so funny.. lols..

It seems tht this Quote suits to lot of ppl out there..

Thnx for sharing;..