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how was the whole RIS conf?.. yalla i need details!

u know there was a time when i was considering a "telemarketing job" now ..... lol i can imagine the torture i would get :S

Basically its the same thing.. its ranging.. VERY GOOD PRACTISING> practising> practising with CULTURE> half practising (stuff like will pray but no hijjab full time.. kinda thing)>not practising at ALL.... and etc. May Allah swt guide us alll ameeeeeeeeen BTW WHY IS THE FORUM SOO BRIGHT.. i mean i cant stand it here a sec b/c of the bright skin color of the WHOLE FORUM

yaa i know eh! :D lol man there is even a MINIMUM to posts now!! :no; and also why is the WHOLE forum a dark color.. it hurts my eyes!! :D

lol this cud be soo true.... b/c like i remmeber i had an egyptain friend back in school.. and she would always joke around how they love to shop at the dollar store and that everytime we ask her where she got this and that , she would say the dollar store lol

dont forget abt guyana and coconuts :D BTW WHAT DID THEY DO WITH THIS FORUM!.... THE COLOR IS SOO DARK!! ermmm HURTS my eyes!

basically i would jus look up her last name in the phone book n call her house ... 411(contact admin if its a beneficial link) lol JUS KIDDING..... what if u called the wrong house!! hahaa that would be funny..... well let me think...... does she have any brothers? is it possible for u to find her wali and talk to him?..or... ......... i got another idea..... which will be as halal as possible.. which is this---> u can get another person or two persons and then in their presence u can talk to the girl and ya all can make some plan to meet her wali.... and this can prolly be done online u know where ya all cant see each other right? like on msn or maybe some private chat room.. then from there u can make some arrangement to meet her wali! inshaaAllah!

lol i can imagine his accent he says it all in :D

lol for the egyptians thats a whole nother story!! :D

lol thats such a mirror image of my joke!! :D

well... they shdnt get offended b/c its jus a joke and plus i have some indian in me .. and yet i still posted it lol

Assalamu alaykum... This joke is prolly like "TOTALLY' old.. but everytime i read it.. it really makes me crack uP! totally! Oh and if we have ppl who are kinda too sensitive ... lol blease dont take this joke offensive.. its jus sorta showing it in "general" aight?! If an insect falls into a glass of Pepsi, then: The Saudi: Throws the glass away and walks away. The American: Takes the insect out, and drinks the Pepsi The Chinese: Eats the insect, and throws the Pepsi away! The israeli: S u c k s the Pepsi from the insect before throwing the insect and drinks the Pepsi. The Pakistani: Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his Pepsi before throwing away both the insect and the Pepsi and vows to reply in kind. The Indian: Accuses Pakistan for helping the insect to infiltrate into the glass, supplying it with nourishment to continue swimming in the Pepsi, blames it as a long term ISI operation, terms the insect as an Islamic militant, then an Afghan mercenary and finally a Pakistan SSG commando in undercover operation and presents the identity card of the bug to prove that it indeed is a Pakistani army personnel in an undercover operation to change the status of Line of Control, shows this guy on Zee News saying it is bla bla (some common Muslim name) & makes it speak Urdu which obviously the insect doesn't know how to comprehend, and vows to defend every inch of the glass and every drop of the Pepsi and demands that the US should declare Pakistan a terrorist!!!!!

and cheeerrio .. we arent WEIRD! :D

oh and btw lol what did ujus post above lol...... have no clue abt most of it! ... its some movie stuff right?

btw.. "vim" is a name brand lol..... and its still available and ppl still say it!! lol like u know what i notice like west indian ppl call things by its "name brand"