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  1. 10 Stupid Questions

    10 most stupid questions? People usually ask obvious situations and some equally stupid answers: 1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends... Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here? Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here. 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet... Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt? Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again? 3. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask... Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people. Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you? 4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer Butter Masala" dish good? Answer: No, it’s terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it. 5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years. Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big. Answer: Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself. 6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask... Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well? Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money. 7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call... Stupid Question: Sorry. Were you sleeping? Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. And you thought I was sleeping.... You dumb witted moron. 8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair... Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut? Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding. 9.At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth... Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts? Answer: No it won’t. It will just bleed. 10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks... Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke. Answer: Gosh, it's a miracle ...it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!
  2. 10 Stupid Questions

    lol but mine are better :D
  3. Future predictions

    lol
  4. the boy with a tumour for a face

    Mash'Allah the boy is sooo cute
  5. How old are you?

    16
  6. My Conversion to Islam

    Please share your story sis
  7. How old are you?

    19
  8. A Lesson on observation

    eeeewwwwww
  9. Islam in England

    Jazak'Allah Khair sis maryam, that is very beneficial
  10. Surrounded by Muslims

    Surrounded by Muslims Two business men seated on an airplane noticed a Muslim man sitting in front of them, one of the men says to the other with a wink, "I was going to go to Africa until I found out that half the country is Muslim so I don't want to go there". The other man says, "We'll how about Saudi Arabia then?" The first man says "No way, that place is loaded with those Muslims too." The other man suggests a trip to the US but his companion says "The Muslims have spread out over the whole country every time I turn around there I bump into one." The men are watching the Muslim, and can see that the Muslim man is fidgeting and getting kind of agitated about their conversation. The fellow who started the teasing decides to really get him mad and says "I really wanted to go to Pakistan but that place is crawling with Muslims" At this the Muslim man has had it and finally turns around in his seat and sweetly says to the men, "Why don't you both go to hell? There's hardly any Muslims there!"
  11. How many children do you want?

    Insh'Allah my children will be home schooled!!
  12. Ever been mistaken for you age?

    once my sis got mistaken for my dad's wife :D
  13. Funniest Signature

    IslamicBrother has to have my vote :D
  14. How many children do you want?

    i love kids I'd love to have about lodzzzz a whole house full of them about 8/10 mujahids amd mujahidas wud do :D
  15. Before it starts!

    :woot: lol i thought the same thing
  16. 10 Stupid Questions

    this is my fav it's summit i wud ask!! :D
  17. Islam in England

    lol [at] the 5yr thing!! Well sister i would say Allah (swt) has told us in the quran to fast and also so we may learn self restraint!! meaning to stop us doing forbidden things that we usually do such as smoking, swearing ect... by doing this it make's us better people! Also during ramdhan we're learning more about our religion, reading the qu'ran. It makes a person more stronger in their belief as they know they are fulfilling a duty Allah (swt) commanded.... Hope this answers your question :D
  18. Jack and Jill

    lol u come out with dumb jokes...
  19. Ever been mistaken for you age?

    lol yeh that's a very good advantage!! I use that line too
  20. what handed are you ?

    same as elif74- Writing wise and holding things left handed!! other things eating and stuff right handed
  21. Do you stress on the following topics

    i dont really stress over anything.... Oh i have one organising events- very sressful!!!
  22. The clocks turn one hour back

    interesting.....
  23. Yassar Arafat

    I'm so scared plz dont....
  24. osama bin laden????

    ^^^Ameen
  25. Whos invisible?

    (w00t) :D
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