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  1. Accidentally Drank Alcohol :(

    Ok, This is a half funny half horrible story so half my family are muslims (Reverts) and the other half are non muslims and one of my good cousins had a wedding today where alcohol was present. Now I personally dont have an issue of going places where alcohol is present in these circumstances and I would never drink alcohol myself. So i had some coke and I wasnt looking properly and I took the wrong cup.... can you imagine my horror as I quickly gulped something very very bitter, strange and unfamiliar, its smelt like alcohol and it most definitely was. I seriously feel sick thinking about it and that its in my body! LOL. What do I need to? Abolution? dua? or just let it slide?

    :D ive been wondering for ages what is more important logic or creativity so please give us your interperatations! logic VS creativity place your votes now!
  3. A day in the life of Sardarji

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :D (w00t) (w00t) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> did you cry i did
  4. Black Bush!

    :D LOL oh my days that was too hilarious where do u get these!!
  5. A day in the life of Sardarji

    You can be sure it is a sardarji when somebody Sends a fax with a stamp on it. Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept. Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead, Boards another bus in extreme hurry and upon seeing it is a 23C cut ([##][/##]) service, promptly gets down thinking that the bus route is cancelled. Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left", he turned around and went home. Got locked in Furniture Shop and slept on the floor. At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he put Sagittarius." Takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. Studies for a blood test and fails. Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate." Puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind. Gets stabbed in a shoot-out. Was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!" tries to drown a fish. If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change. Thinks socialism means partying. over a cordless phone. Invents a solar powered flashlight. Sells the car for gas money. Hears 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so he moves
  6. 10 reasons not to drink!

    Official Alcohol Warnings: 1)WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. 2)WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that friends are really dying for you to telephone/txt them at four in the morning. 3)WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants. 4)WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers. 5)WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. 6)WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter and more handsome than everybody else. 7)WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. 8)WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. 9)WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy and think there are 9 questions even though you are male ........ maybe you are drunk or are you?
  7. who loves chocolate eggs

    :D i had that on for 5 mins i think im sick of chocolate now it never gets boring !!!
  8. wrong email address joke

    :D thanx for the icon here have one on me (:D
  9. gmail invites

    :D anyone that wants a gmail account pm ur email and ill get you one i have loads no problem. :D
  10. New Marriage Section

    :D maybe a moderator, an experienced moderator.
  11. wrong email address joke

    It's sometimes easy to forget how easily email technology can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences. Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Your Loving Husband (6) PS. Sure is hot down here.
  12. comment on islamic forum

    :D I think overwise this forum is indeed floroushing like a ocean of tulips waiting to be cut. :D
  13. Hadith/Ayah

    :D loool yes yes laugh at the dopeyness sadly i didnt memorise the rulebook lolz (jk)
  14. Sports forum

    :D i agree bro slave, i think with each idea the intention or motive should be Islamic or at least conceptually good point :D
  15. My Conversion to Islam

    :D your story is amazing :ma: my parents are reverts and i was brought up muslim from day one but you and i are trully blessed we all are. :D (wa: