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  1. Tesco's Cheaper- Asda Admitted It!

    I think when somebody loses his small daughter and make an announcement like this. the announcement should include something like go to customer help desk or something like that. Not just say the name.
  2. Three Wishes

    There are many things that we do every day in our life, and we never seem to appreciate them until we lose them completely. But still, this guy has the chance to do some things like saying shahada or listening to Quran or do Tawbah. However, the real regret is going to be when we die and then there will be no second chance. Thanks for the post, it’s a good reminder for what we still can do today before its too late.
  3. Think You're Smart Try These.....

    Slam The only question I could answer rightly is No 4 Simply because I have been asked a similar question before.. But I got all of the rest wrong Thanks For this nice challenging questions Which make you sometimes wonder if you have been silly Getting all this wrong answers for simple questions like that….
  4. Facts About Men

    There is something wrong :D ..either with me or with your post :D because many of the stuff don’t apply to me….. or may be I have more of the women side in me :D ….. I don’t know…….thanks for the post any way…it was funny though. :D
  5. Political Definitions:

    I am very glad that you liked it… :D . Since its my first new topic in this forum ever….. :D Thanks brother
  6. Political Definitions:

    Al Slam Alikum Wa Rahmat Allah Wa brakatoo I have seen this post in one of the fourms. I liked it so much so thought I would be a good idea If I share it with you guys. I hope this is not an old one or it have been sent to this funny forum before Political Definitions: SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor. COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRAT ISM : You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away... TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead. FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide. GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You re engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch. :D RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them. A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers. :D AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them. :D A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are mad. :D EGYPTIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are voting for Mubarak! :D
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