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  1. Arsenal F.c

    Assalamu Alaikum :sl: Yup its all about the Gunners :sl: I'v heard that Robin van persie, Toure and some others are muslims. Anyone else hear about this?
  2. Who Are Your Favourite Recitors?

    Where did the poll go? :sl:
  3. Assalamu Alaikum Wa Rahmatullah Wa Barakatuh So who are they? :sl: Masha'Allah Sheikh Shuraim, Sheikh Budair, Sheikh Juhany & Sheikh Talib are just some of the Qaris who have beautiful recitations. :sl:
  4. Request: Haram Vids (Haraam - Makkah)

    :sl: Sis check out ######youtube###### and type in makkah, haram etc and u can find lots of vids insha'Allah :sl:
  5. Jokes Lol

    :sl: Here are some jokes I found from another forum.....I hope that person doesnt mind insha'Allah (SWT)......well here they are lol :sl: 1) The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home. "The only consolation I can find in these awful grades," lamented the father, "is that I know he never cheated during his exams." 2) A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do." The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?" The little girl replied, "My homework." 3) "Dad, can you write in the dark?" "I think so. What is it you want me to write?" "Your name on this report card." 4) An Imam was selling his horse in the market. An interested buyer came to him and requested if he could get a test drive. The Imam told the man that this horse is unique. In order to make it walk, you’ll have to say Subhanallah. To make it run, you’ll have to say Alhamdulillah, and to make it stop, you’ll have to say Allahu Akbar. The man sat on the horse and said Subhanallah. The horse started to walk. Then he said Alhamdulillah, and it started to run. He kept saying Alhamdulillah, and the horse started running faster, and faster. All of a sudden the man noticed that the horse is running towards the edge of the hill that he was riding on. Being overly fearful, he forgot how to stop the horse. He kept saying all these words out of confusion. When the horse was just near the edge, he remembered, and said it loud "ALLAHU AKBAR". The horse stopped just one step away from the edge. The man took a deep breath, looked up towards the sky, and said "Alhamdulillah" 5) "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself." 6) Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph? Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!" 7) A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone." Man: "No sir, I was going 60." Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light." Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!" Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks." Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt." Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car." Wife: "Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt." Man turns to his wife and yells: "Shut your damn mouth!" Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?" Wife: "No, only when he's drunk."
  6. Salaam

    :D Yh Dhul-Fiqhar from Li and lol after 1 year posting lol
  7. Salaam

    :D Well Im new on this forum. Inshallah, I hope I will benefit from this Forum
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