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sista-safia

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  1. Study Dua's

    :D :D brother. It is very useful :D :D
  2. Linking Game

    :D Lol thanks. I'll be waiting!! .....Army :D
  3. Linking Game

    :D Enemy :D :D
  4. Eating Pork

    :D We muslims shouldn't eat pork because it is said so in the Quraan. Even if its not harmfull now we still have to follow what it is said in the quraan. We cant change the words of Allah. :D
  5. Clever Kids

    :D Jokes :D :D Salaam
  6. The Ice Cream Man!

    :D Yeah the ice-cream man is my neigbour!!! :D :D
  7. Favourite Surah

    :D Yeah, read it three times its like you read the whole Quraan :D :D :)
  8. Pregnancy And Women

    :D That is jokes :D Thanks for sharing sis :D :D
  9. Favourite Surah

    :D My favourite surat is defenitly Al-Rahmaan :D :D
  10. Kufaar

    :D Backbiting is haram. Whether it is to muslim or a non-muslim :D
  11. That Girl In Black

    :D masha'Allah excelent peom sis :D :D :D
  12. Riddles

    :D is it shaytaan :D :D (by the way do shaytaan have lungs anyways) salaam
  13. Talk About Obvious !

    :D looool that was funny :D aliens looool :D salaam
  14. Wearing Jeans

    :D Yeah, a lose t shirt and a lose jeans wont cover your body in the same way as the proper Islamic dress does. And shouldnt we follow what it says in the qur'aan and the hadiths? salaam
  15. Danish Writer To Translate Koran

    salaam well seeing as the guy isnt muslim why does he take it upon himself to translate the quraan? Why wont he leave it up to the imaans. They have much more knowledge about it than him. salaam
  16. Whats Ur Take On Bin Laden

    salaam i dont believe that osama bin laden has done anything. I mean an cia turned to Islam? he'd be dead ages ago. What i think is that they want an excuse to stay in those countries. Who better than to turn to Osama Bin Laden. salaam
  17. Your Age By Chocolate Math

    salaam thank for clarifying that brother got kinda scared :D salaam
  18. Your Age By Chocolate Math

    salaam it doesnt work for me. It comes out with 233 something :D (and i know i'm not that old) salaam
  19. Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    salaam Yeah i watched that movie too. Done my coursework on it its a good laugh! :D Salaam
  20. New

    :D Welcome sister. Hope you enjoy IF and have fun posting!! :D :D
  21. Salutations

    Salaam Welcome to IF Hope to change your opinion in religion. :D Salaam
  22. You New

    :D welcome to IF brother :D :D
  23. Hosni Mubarak

    :D Loool yeah i have read it in the bush version aswell. :D
  24. Bush And Rice. Joke. Funny

    :D Secretary: - Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you. George B. : - Good, send her in. Secretary: - Yessir. (Hangs up. Condi enters.) Condoleeza: - Good morning, Mr. President. George B. : - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening? Condoleeza : - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China. George B. : - Great, Condi. Lay it on me. Condoleeza : - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China. George B. : - Well, that's what I want to know. Condoleeza : - But that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President. George B. : - Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condie. Who is the new leader of China? Condoleeza : - Yes. George B. : - I mean the fellow's name. Condoleeza : - Hu. George B. : - The guy in China. Condoleeza : - Hu. George B. : - The new leader of China. Condoleeza : - Hu. George B. : - The Chinaman! Condoleeza : - Hu is leading China, Mr. President. George B. : - Whaddya' asking me for? Condoleeza : - I'm telling you Hu is leading China. George B. : - Well, I'm asking you, Condie. Who is leading China? Condoleeza : - That's the man's name. George B. : - That's who's name? Condoleeza : - Yes. (Pause.) George B. : - Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condoleeza : - Yes, sir. George B. : - Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condoleeza : - That's correct. George B. : - Then who is in China? Condoleeza : - Yes, sir. George B. : - Yassir is in China? Condoleeza : - No, sir. George B. : - Then who is? Condoleeza : - Yes, sir. George B. : - Yassir? Condoleeza : - No, sir. (Pause. Crumples paper) George B. : - Condi, you're starting to piss me off now, and it's not 'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone. Condoleeza : - Kofi Annan? George B. : - No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap. Condoleeza : - You want Kofi? George B. : - No. Condoleeza : - You don't want Kofi. George B. : - No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condoleeza : - Yes, sir. George B. : - Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations. Condoleeza : - Kofi? George B. : - Milk! Will you please make that call? Condoleeza : - And call who? George B. : - Well, who is the guy at the U.N? Condoleeza : - No, Hu is the guy in China. George B. : - Will you stay out of China?! Condoleeza : - Yes, sir. George B. : - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condoleeza : - Kofi. George B. : - All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condoleeza : - Hello. Rice, here. George B. : - Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get chinese food in the Middle East? I don't know. (Door slam. Music.) :D :D
  25. Bush And Rice. Joke. Funny

    :SL: Secretary: - Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you. George B. : - Good, send her in. Secretary: - Yessir. (Hangs up. Condi enters.) Condoleeza: - Good morning, Mr. President. George B. : - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening? Condoleeza : - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China. George B. : - Great, Condi. Lay it on me. Condoleeza : - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China. George B. : - Well, that's what I want to know. Condoleeza : - But that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President. George B. : - Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condie. Who is the new leader of China? Condoleeza : - Yes. George B. : - I mean the fellow's name. Condoleeza : - Hu. George B. : - The guy in China. Condoleeza : - Hu. George B. : - The new leader of China. Condoleeza : - Hu. George B. : - The Chinaman! Condoleeza : - Hu is leading China, Mr. President. George B. : - Whaddya' asking me for? %0
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