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  1. :D An atheist Professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, the Almighty. He asks one of his new Muslim students to stand and..... Professor: You are a Muslim, aren't you, son? Student: Yes, sir. Professor: So you believe in God? Student: Absolutely, Sir. Professor: Is God good? Student: Sure. Professor: Is God all-powerful? Student: Yes. Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm? (Student is silent) Professor: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good? Student: Yes. Professor: Is Satan good? Student: No. Professor: Where does Satan come from? Student: From...God... Professor: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world? Student: Yes. Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct? Student: Yes. Professor: So who created evil? (Student does not answer) Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they? Student: Yes, sir. Professor: So, who created them? (Student has no answer) Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God? Student: No, sir. Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God? Student: No, Sir. Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter? Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't. Professor: Yet you still believe in Him? Student: Yes. Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son? Student: Nothing. I only have my faith. Professor: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has. Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat? Professor: Yes. Student: And is there such a thing as cold? Professor: Yes. Student: No sir. There isn't. (The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events) Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, Sir, just the absence of it. (There us a pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre) Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness? Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness? Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light....But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make darkness, darker, wouldn't you? Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man? Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed. Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how? Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey? Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do. Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir? (The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going) Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going Endeavour, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class is uproar) Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain? (The class breaks out into laughter) Student: Is there anyone here, who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it...No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, Sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir? (The room is silent. The Professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable) Professor: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son. Student: That is it Sir... The link between man & God is FAITH. That is all that keeps things moving & alive. :D
  2. :D A British Airways flight was going to Karachi from London. When it gets close to Karachi it starts having some kind of trouble. The pilot contacts the air tower at Karachi airport and asks for help: Read the rest to know what happened "Karachi, this Captain Smith, British Airways flight 000, do you read?" "Flight 100, This is Karachi felight contorol, go ahead" "Karachi, This is Flight 100, we have a problem" "Dis is Karachi, vat kind of peroblem?" "This is Flight 100, we have lost power to our engines, please advise" "Dis is Karachi, I reed you, paleez check some things for me, ok?" "This is Flight 100, go ahead" "Dis is Karachi, can you get emergency pover to your engines?" "This is Flight 100, negative, no power is available" "Dis is Karachi, can you peleez bering your altitutde to 20,000 feet?" "This is Flight 100, negative, our wing controls do not respond" "Dis is Karachi, can you peleez see if you can lower your veels?" "This is Flight 100, negative, landing gears are stuck" "Dis is Karachi, vould you peleeze repeet thez words after me" "This is Flight 100, go ahead" "Dis is Karachi, rebeat thez vords peleeze: Ashhadu an Lailaha illallah wa ashhadu anna Muhammadur rasulullah" :D :D
  3. Man Never Misses Trip To Gym For 5 Years

    :D Oh my god, what a phsyco :D , damn he was desperate. That is not good. :D :D
  4. ~ No Coward Soul Is Mine ~

    :D One of my school building is called after her but i dont know what she is famous for. Actually all of our school buildings are called after famous women. :D Wait...our whole school is called after a famous woman :D Oh yeah, that is probably because my school is a girls school :D :)
  5. Assamalikum

    :D Congratulations brother!! Masha'Allah that was soo sweet. May Allah bless your marriage and may both of you find happiness in this world and the hereafter. :D
  6. What If...

    :D No, because that is like killing a human being. I would try and pull him out. And by the way why would i put him first through the whole anywayz. :D
  7. I Need Advice From Muslims Please.

    If you love her and she is pregnant you should get married to her. You should both tell her mother that she is pregnant. It is easier for her than to find out.
  8. Whos Line Is It?

    :D A famous German scientist :D
  9. Whos Line Is It?

    :D Ok i have one; "Science whithout religion is lame and, religion whithout science is blind" :D
  10. In Memorium

    :D :D I have not knew these gisl but from what i have heard they seemed like very nice girls. May Allah reward them with jannah. Ameen :D
  11. Psych Test!

    :D This is a genuine psychological test. It is a story about a girl. While at the funeral of her own mother, she met this guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be, that she fell in love with him there and then... A few days later the girl killed her own sister. :D Question: What is her motive in killing her sister? I'll tell you the answer later :D :D
  12. :D Ofcourse angered at first, but then I realised that it is my responsibility to show people otherwise. To tell them about Islam and our prophet and its teachings. In some ways it was a wake up call, people are spreading lies about my religion? Then I am going to be the one to tell the people buying the lies the truth. :D
  13. Islam

    :D Beautiful :D :D
  14. Psych Test!

    If your answer was that she killed her sister so she could see the guy again it means you think like a Psych. You think like a serial killer :D
  15. Humorous Talk Of The Prophet :s:

    :D :D Thanks for the post. :D
  16. Make Duaa For Me Pls

    :D :D i will make dua for you sister. I hope that you and your fiance wil be together :D Your sister in faith :D
  17. :D Thank you for sharing you story sister and may Allah bless you and your family and make Islam strong with faithful believers. :D
  18. Saddam Hussain

    :D Brothers and sisters I dont think you should fight over whether or not he is supposed to die or not. Do remember that you are Muslims and in the end Allah will bring justice. :D
  19. ~ Take The George W. Bush Loyalty Quiz ~

    :D Your score is 2 on a scale of 1 to 10. You can't stand George W. Bush. The mere mention of his name makes you cringe, and every time you hear him speak, it makes you want to jump out the window. You are desperately counting down the days until Jan. 20, 2009, when our long national nightmare will finally be over. lol :D ps: Edit, I dont know why I have a score of 2?? Freaky I was expecting a 0.
  20. Aisha

    Peace, To be honest if my dad arranged a marriage for me when I was 13 to a good practicing Muslim who would take care of me, I would readily give my consent. What is the big deal, you would get married anyways a few years later. And in Islam age doesnt really matter that much as it does in here western countries. I remember a story that a teenage boy used to lead big armies under his command with the permission of the prophet :D Peace
  21. Psych Test!

    :D ok here is the answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. :D This was a test by a famous American psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in this test and answered it correctly. If you didn't answer correctly -good for you. :D If your friends hit the jackpot, may I suggest that you keep your distance. :D :)
  22. Psych Test!

    :D LoooooL SCARY!!! :D
  23. I'm New Too... And Excited!

    :D Welcome to IF dear sister :D . I hope that i'll be seeing your post all over :D :D
  24. Hey: I Am New, Welcome Me.

    :D Welcom to I slmamic forum sis. Hope you enjoy your stay :D
  25. Sisters And Marriage

    :) :D yeah right, better be prepared :D :D