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  1. 700 Jews In Jerusalem

    Assalam Walaykum Brother, I heard that prophet Muhammad killed 700 jews in Medinah. Is this true and if it is, then why?
  2. Is It Okay To Write Fantasy

    I am trying to write my own book for children, kind of like Lord of the Rings and Star Wars, but with my own characters and races, except no romantic scenes. You know, something for the kids.
  3. May I Return

    Allah make my faith strong once more Make my bones of titanium’s core Make my heart feel the love inside Reborn the joy that has once died Allah make me better than what I be Let me adhere to your eternal decree You made me from your clay Shine once more your heavenly ray Bring me back into your light Let me reach oh Paradise’s height Let me touch your virtuous design From darkness and evil, may I resign May I return to your fold Without you Almight, I am, but cold Return me please to your favor Your majestic mercy is all I savor
  4. Inter-racial Marriages?!

    Assalam Walaykum I personally would rather marry an African woman, but it probably would never happen because of my mom. She wants me to marry someone she chooses. Someone she can talk to about Bengali things with. She would cry and cry and screech that none of the other Bengali will invite her to anymore parties. My father would keep calling me donkey and stupid, and he will bring up his Sociology PHD and say, "I have done research and I know interracial marriages don't work." Bah, even there is a Bengali woman I like, my parents would probably pick someone the was totally opposite. I am probably going to die a virgin :P :D :D :P
  5. Utterly digraced

    You mean to tell me that you are upset oversomething you did while you are asleep. There are some people who become completly violent when they are asleep. I once woke up from my bed while I had the flu, screaming and grabbed my father "I want to fight, I want to fight, I want to fight" Of course I would never physically attack my father, but sleep is sort of a different state of consciousness.
  6. First Scrimmage

    Well this saturday me and my wrestling team are having our first scrimmage against another school. I am going to be wrestling in weight class, but I don't want to let the team down. I know this request is selfish, but I really don't want to lose. Pray for my victory.
  7. How to tell a lie

    How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving.
  8. Your soul

    The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls rot in hell for eternity." The lawyer thought for a moment. "What's the catch?" he asked.
  9. Lawyers are magicians

    How are Lawyers like magicians They make your house, your car, and your money disappear
  10. Bottom of the sea

    What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? a good start.
  11. Lawyer and vampires

    What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire. Vampires are at least honest about draining your blood.
  12. Lawyer on the road

    What is the difference between a dead skunk on the road and a dead lawyer on the road. Vultures don't choke on the body of the dead skunk.