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  1. Teakster Thoughts!

    assalamu alaikum I was replying to what I quoted earlier.. all I am saying is..DON'T look at others and decide what you should be doing...
  2. Islamic pictures

    Assalamu alaikum some really cool pics..thanks for sharing
  3. Teakster Thoughts!

    assalamu alaikum I guess this is just an excuse...no muslim would do something bad and say some other muslim did it and that there is nothing wrong in it..it just doesn't make sense...we were NEVER asked to look at fellow muslims and follow them!
  4. warn levels

    assalamu alaikum and that would be? I honestly didn't know there were other ways to contact the mods
  5. A Techie gets drafted

    One of Microsoft Network's finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instructions, handed a rifle, and a couple rounds of ammo. He loaded the rifle and fired several shots at the target which was fifty yards away. The report came from the target area that all of his attempts had completely missed the target. The tech looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then once more at the target. He placed his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off -- whereupon he yelled toward the target area... "It's leaving here just fine; the trouble must be at your end!"
  6. brother 2 sister !

    assalamu alaikum erm..I dunno what to say...anyways I have been considered a sister so many times as well...I guess people fail to look the little gender thingy right below the icon..
  7. Pulled Over

    A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. "What are those for?" she asked suspiciously. "I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act." The officer wanting to be sure so he asked "Please step out of the car and show me." So he got out with the machetes and started juggling them, first three, then more, finally seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show and amazing the officer. Another car passed by. The driver did a double take, and said, "My God. I've got to give up drinking! Look at the tests they're giving now!"
  8. Bush on Leno

    Another new bush joke on Jay Leno show Jey Leno: When did your daughters know that there is no Santa Claus Bush: What? (as if he thought there was a Santa for real) LOL
  9. An Insect falls into a can of Pepsi....

    assalamu alaikum LOL How could an arab throw bebsi away :D
  10. Texan and an Indian

    A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east. He thought he would show his city-slicker cousin a local Indian tribe so he could see how they were "one with the land". The cowboy and his cousin come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. The cowboy stops and says to his cousin, "You see that Indian?" "Yeah," says the city-slicker. "Look," says the cowboy, "he's listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction!" Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon." "Incredible!" says the cousin to the cowboy. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. AMAZING!!!" The Indian looks up and says... "Ran over me about a half hour ago."
  11. Blonde's Dream

    One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor. Doctor: What was your dream about? Blonde: I was being chase by a vampire! Doctor: (giggles quitely) So... what is the scenery like? Blonde: I was running in a hall way. Doctor: Then what happened? Blonde: Well that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happened. I always come to this door, but I can't open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn't budge! Doctor: Does the door have any letters on it? Blonde: Yes it did. Doctor: And what did these letter spell? Blonde: It said "Pull"
  12. Snow

    Norman and his wife were listening to the radio one winter morning when they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 3 to 4 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street so the snowplow can get through." Normans wife goes out and moves the car. A week later while eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 4 to 5 inches of snow today, you must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." So Normans wife goes out and moves the car. The next week they are having breakfast again and the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today you must park........" then the electricity goes out. Normans wife says, "Honey I don't know what to do?" Norman replies, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time."
  13. Bush on Leno

    Here is the video clip of bush on Jay Leno show "you can't post links until you reach 50 posts_g.msn(contact admin if its a beneficial link)/0VD0/02/26?m=Hi_2807_msn.wmv&csid=3&sd=mbr"]you can't post links until you reach 50 posts_g.msn(contact admin if its a beneficial link)/0VD0/02/26?m=Hi_2807_msn.wmv&csid=3&sd=mbr[/url]
  14. Where am I

    A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to steer to the airport. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it in the helicopter's window. The pilot's sign said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position in Seatle. The pilot responded "I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT building because, similar to their help-lines, they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."
  15. Trading

    Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. With a word or two of thanks, she got in the car. After resuming the journey and a bit of small talk, the Navajo woman noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally. "What's in the bag?" asked the old woman. Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine. Got it for my husband." The Navajo woman was silent for a moment, and then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder said, "Good trade"
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