ahm 0 Posted April 18, 2005 Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I'm wearing a blouse and slacks, why? Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich. Dispatcher: Excuse me? Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it. Dispatcher: Was anything else taken? Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it. Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: Hi, is this the Police? Dispatcher: This is 9-1-1. Do you need police assistance? Caller: Well, I don't know who to call. Can you tell me how to cook a turkey? I've never cooked one before. Dispatcher: 9-1-1 Fire or emergency? Caller: Fire, I guess. Dispatcher: How can I help you sir? Caller: I was wondering.....does the fire department put snow chains on their trucks? Dispatcher: Yes sir, do you have an emergency? Caller: Well, I've spent the last 4 hours trying to put these chains on my tires and... well.. do you think the fire department could come over and help me? Dispatcher: Help you what? Caller: Help me get these chains on my car! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
got iman? 0 Posted April 20, 2005 Assalamu'Alaykum thats sad... to think these ppl acually exsist Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Livius 0 Posted April 21, 2005 Listen to "you can't post links until you reach 50 posts_www.snopes(contact admin if its a beneficial link)/crime/audio/burger.wma"]this 911 call.[/url] There are some very dumb people in this world. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
