ahm 0 Posted April 20, 2005 EXCERPTS FROM THE DOG'S DAILY DIARY 8:00 am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9:30 am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite! 9:40 am - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite! 10:30 am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite! 11:30 am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite! 12:00 noon - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite! 1:00 pm - Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite! 4:00 pm - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite! 5:00 pm - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite! 5:30 pm - Oh Boy! Mom! My favorite! 6:00 pm - Oh Boy! Playing ball! My favorite! 6:30 pm - Oh Boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ahm 0 Posted April 20, 2005 EXCERPTS FROM THE CAT'S DAILY DIARY: Day 283 Of My Captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair; must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ahm 0 Posted April 20, 2005 ... There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sis Qassab 0 Posted April 20, 2005 (edited) :D :D so what would u be? A sharp intelligent cat who leads a miserable bitter life or an easily pleased doofus dog? tough choice huh? actually the cat's dimwitted too, how hard is it to just hit the road when the family lets you out of the house?:D Edited April 20, 2005 by sis Qassab Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ahm 0 Posted April 20, 2005 :D ...The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sis Qassab 0 Posted April 20, 2005 :D hm. thats what happends when u just skim things, i missed that part.:D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
resend 0 Posted April 21, 2005 :D that is funny! :D Now i know the reason i associate men with dogs and women with cats :D *leaves quietly* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
got iman? 0 Posted April 22, 2005 Assalamu'Alaykum :D Now i know the reason i associate men with dogs and women with cats :D <{POST_SNAPBACK}> :D yea and we see that men lead happier lives while women are stressed out and undergoing depression... Austugfruallah j/k Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ghareeba 0 Posted April 22, 2005 :D *screeeeeeeeeeech. meow... "i'm gonna get you!!" ...thud....* thanks, now it's all been taken care of. :D jk! lol, that was funny. :D :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
