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MBA v/s Engineer

 

An MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip,

set up their tent, and fall asleep.

Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.

"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

 

 

 

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

 

"What does that tell you?" The MBA ponders for a minute.

 

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are

millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

 

 

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

 

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

 

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

 

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

 

Economically there are mass scales of stars in the sky.

So "Economy of Scale " would be the ideal strategy in that market.

 

Strategically such market would be a volume driven market

 

Financially it would be a low margin market.

 

From HR point of view we would require huge manpower

 

What does it tell you?"

 

 

The Engineer is silent for a moment, then speaks.

 

 

"Practically"

 

 

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" Someone has stolen our TENT"

 

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PropellerAds

Assalamu alaikum, Hehehehehehehe...........

 

I never saw that coming.

 

Salaams.

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Assalamu Alaikum, I am wondering why there are just 2 replies here, personally myself, I could'nt stop laughing, I read it to my Husband and he was laughing so hard, he has some accountant friends and he as a meeting with a few today, and for sure will share it with them.

 

Keep the clean and good ones coming.

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gooodness :sl: :sl: :no: :j: :D :D :D

 

A good joke that I can share with my classmates, when I go back to school..... As it has business inside it.... coooooooooollllllllllll

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:sl: Haha, nice!! Thanks for sharing brother tranquil

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:j:

 

:sl: :no:

 

I almost choked to my chocolate when I got to the last sentence :sl:

 

Nice one, thanks for sharing!

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Nice joke, I'd share it with friends but it's too long to remember. :sl: Still worth a good laugh.

 

Salam.

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