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Bismillah

 

Salam Alaikum,

 

George W. Bush's Misspeak.

 

1. I Think we Agree, the Past is Over.

 

2. I know the Human Being and Fish can Coexist Peacefully.

 

3. I'm pretty good about asking myself the own question, then answering it,

See?

 

4. I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's an "Arbo-Tree-Ist."

Somebody who knows about trees. (Referring to an "Arbolist").

 

5. Reporter: "I have a three-part question for you, Mr. President, and a

one-part question for you Prime Minister Blair."

Bush : "Well, wait a minute, that's four questions."

Reporter: "Oh no, it's just actually one question."

Bush : "Ok, good."

Reporter: "In three parts."

Bush : "I see."

 

6. And I see Bill Buckley is here tonight...Fellow Yale man. We go way back,

and we have a lot in common. Bill wrote a book at Yale---and I read one.

 

7. Bush: I talked to my little brother, Jeb...I haven't told this to many people,

but he's the Governor of---I shouldn't call him my little brother---My brother

Jeb. The Governor of Texas.

Interviewer: "Florida."

Bush: Florida? The State of the Florida.

 

8. Diseases...Such as Arthritis and Osteoporosis can be less Beea,

Beea-Dilitating.

 

9. The fact that he relies on facts---say things that are not factual.

 

10. And by the way, I'm still negotiating with myself... and good Americans

as yourself are trying to get me to Negotiate with myself.

 

11. "...Deteriate (deteriorate)...Hayenous (heinous)...Vented (vetted)..."

 

12. The reason we start a war... is to fight a war... so we can win a war...

Thereby causing no more war.

 

13. When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly

who they were. It was us versus them, and it was clear who them were.

Today we are not so sure who, the they are, but we know they're there.

 

14. Put the "off" button "on"

 

15. You've heard Al Gore say he Invented the Internet. Well, if he was so

smart, why do all the Adresses begin with "W"?

 

16. Of all the people in the world who understand Texans, it's probably

Australians.

 

17. Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.

 

18. See, Free Nations do not develop Weapons of Mass Destruction

:D

 

19. I'm the master of low Expectations :D

 

20. It was Amazing I won. I was running against Peace and Prosperity and

Incumbency :D

 

Fi Amanillah

Ziad.

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:D

 

He's quite unique :D

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Salaam

 

"The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the—the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice."—Washington, D.C., Oct. 27, 2003 (Thanks to Robert Hack.)

 

Well, he's honest. . . . . . .

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:D

 

Wow, he's dumber than I thought.

 

:D

 

:D

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Bismillah

 

 

Yeah, he's a piece of work... this isn't a flattering way for him to be remembered by history.

 

He's got another quote where he says (not exact phrase):

 

"I am honored to shake the hand of an Iraq who had his hand cut off by

Saddam."

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