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~ Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? ~

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1.G. W. Bush- We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road...We

demand to know whether the chicken is with us or against us!

 

2. Colin Powell- Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image

of the factory that contains chickens for mass production.

 

3. Hans Blix- We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have been

denied access to the other side of the road.

 

4. Don Rumsfeld- There is a known chicken,

and there is an unknown chicken.

 

5. IAEA- The chicken is definitely there, we have collected soil samples containing

chicken feathers.

 

6. Paul Wolfowitz- Saddam Hussein bombed his own people with chicken feces.

 

7. Pat Buchanan- To steal a job from a decent, hard-working american.

 

8. Mohammed Aldouri (Irag's Ambassador to the UN)- The chicken did not cross

the road! This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken

 

9. Martha Stewart- No one gave me a heads-up as to which way that chicken was

going!

 

10. Jerry Falwell- Because the chicken was gayyy! Isn't it obvious? The chicken

was going to the "OTHER SIDE"...That's what THEY call it!

 

11. Karl Marx- It was a historical inevitability!

 

12. Captain Kirk- To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

 

13. Fox Mulder- You saw it cross the road with your own two eyes!!!

How many more chickens have to cross before you believe?

 

14. Sigmund Freud- The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed

the road reveals your underlying Sexxxual Insecurity!

 

15. Einstein- Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath

the chicken?

 

16. Colonel Sanders (Kentucky Fried Chicken: KFC)- Daymn...I Missed One???

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Read these before but the last one always make me laugh.

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I'm glad you guys enjoyed it :D

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Here is another one:

 

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

 

Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!

 

Which brings us again to the puzzle of chicken crossing the road.

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I dont care why did the chicken crossed the road. I just hope that the chicken looked both ways before crossing the road otherwise it will end up in someone's kitchen.

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Brother muslim mujahid please keep upto date. Yes, chicken have started crossing the roads nowadays. Times are changing very quickly. And brother rofi posted the picture of the chicken crossing the road which started the whole debate. Here is it again:

 

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Thank You For Enjoying Them Guys :D

 

And Many Thanks for the Visual Effects Aatk :D

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