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~ Advice From Dr. Feelgood ~

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Q: Does Cardiovascular Exercises Prolong Life?

A. Your Heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it...

Don't Waste Time on Exercise...Everything wears out...Speeding up your

Heart Beats will not make you live longer...Your Aim is to Slow Down your

Heart Beats, that's Accomplished by Increasing the Amount of Naps you take!

 

Q. Should I cut down on Meat and Eat more Fruit and Vegetables?

A. You must grasp logistical efficiencies...

What does a Cow eat? Hay, Corn and Grass. And what are these? Vegetables...

So a Steak is nothing more than the Vehicle Delivering Vegetables to your

System...Need Grain? Eat Chicken!

 

Q. How can I Calculate my Body/Fat Ratio?

A. Well, if you have a body, and you have fat, your ratio is 1 to 1...

If you have 2 bodies, your ratio is 2 to 1, etc...

 

Q. What are some advantages of participating in a Regular Exercise Program?

A. Can't Think of a Single One...Sorry.

Their Philosophy is: No Pain = No Gain!

My Philosophy is: No Pain = No Pain!

See the Advantage?

 

Q. Aren't Fried Foods Bad For You?

A. You're not listening. Foods are Fried in Vegetable Oil...

In Fact, they're Permeated in it...How Could Getting More Vegetables Be Bad

For You?

 

Q. Will Sit-Ups Help me Reduce the Mass of my Stomach?

A. Definitely Not! When you Exercise a Muscle, it get's Bigger...

You should only perform sit-ups if you want your Stomach to get larger...

 

Q. Is Chocolate Bad For Me?

A. Are You Crazy? Hello!!!

Cocoa Beans, Another Vegetable...

It's the Best Feel-Good Food Around!

It's Natures Viagra :D

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Q. Should I cut down on Meat and Eat more Fruit and Vegetables?

A. You must grasp logistical efficiencies...

What does a Cow eat? Hay, Corn and Grass. And what are these? Vegetables...

So a Steak is nothing more than the Vehicle Delivering Vegetables to your

System...Need Grain? Eat Chicken

 

LOL :D :D

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I'm happy to see that you enjoyed it, thanks :D

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Q. Is Chocolate Bad For Me?

A. Are You Crazy? Hello!!!

    Cocoa Beans, Another Vegetable...

    It's the Best Feel-Good Food Around!

    It's Natures Viagra  :D

 

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:D :D this doctor rocks :D :D

 

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:D / Peace To All

 

lol, I wish he was for real...That's my kinda Doc :D

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It's a pretty cool healthcare practice, kinda compliments the way I think about this issue :D

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