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35 ways u can tell that u r Asian!

1. You go to drop off one person to the airport, but you take 50 extra people with you

2. Your entire family runs the marathon when they see a dog (calmly walking on the other side of the road)

3. "Paracetamol" is your cure to every illness

4. Your remote control is still in its plastic packet

5. Your mobile phone "just happens to ring" when you see a member of the opposite sex

6. You hire a convertible in mid-December

7. You secretly watch "ZEE T.V." but pretend you’ve never heard of it

8. At the age of 30, you still think you can get away with paying child fare on the bus

9. You have a telephone at home but nobody is (ever) allowed to use it

10. You find a photo of a man with bushy hair, white shoes and sunglasses…you ask who he is and find out it’s your uncle

11. You dance at a complete stranger’s wedding (and claim you are a distant relative)

12. You somehow think you were involved in Tu Pac’s death

13. You drive your car around the same spot for 10 years playing music that was out in ’95

14. You achieve A*’s in every subject and your parents tell you to STUDY HARDER

15. Your car is better than your house

16. Universities let you in for Medicine just by looking at you

17. There is a tub of "PRIDE GHEE" and a sack of "TILDA BASTMATI" in your hallway

18. You are unable to open your front door because of the pile of shoes blocking the way

19. Your parents have a PANIC ATTACK when something dirty comes on t.v.

20. A member of your family claims that they once used to live in the Taj Mahal

21. You have to offer guests tea even before they’ve stepped into your house

22. You address every other Asian person on the planet as "your cousin"

23. Girls: Your brother thinks he’s your dad

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24. Your wedding takes place in either a community centre or restaurant on Wilmslow Road

25. You know how an Indian film will end even before it’s started (but you still watch it)

26. You’re related to your doctor

27. You go to a wedding with an empty car, but on the way back you end up giving the entire population of the wedding a lift home (and you haven’t seen half of these people in your life)

28. At school, your parents were never aware of Parents’ Evening (…and if they did attend Parents’ Evening and you got a bad report, you told them that the teachers were all racist)

29. You drive a really expensive car, yet you dont pay for the car or the insurance, your dad does

30. At weddings the cameraman only ever cameras you when you’re eating

31. Your parents find no criticisms in an Indian film where some guy jumps off a cliff and jumps back up again, people burst into song when their relatives are dying, evil politicians rule the world, and even the police don’t give a crap (and then they wonder why you prefer to watch "Eastenders")

32. At parties, you wear more glitter and sparkly bits than a Christmas tree

33. You get over-excited when you see another Asian person on t.v.

34. you are constantly being compared to every other Asian kid on the Planet

35. You pronounce English words in a typical accent when speaking to your parents e.g. toilet: "Toylat"

Edited by sunni_muslim

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did you forget about the part of calling every older person either uncle or aunty..................

 

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This email has been going around for about 7-8 years now, its so funny tho :D

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:D This post is hilarious even though its a total mirror like image of my huge family :D I bet every desi will agree on this and we all surely know how it feels when such things happen to us. We've all had paracetamol for everyyyyyyyyything and yes we've all been one of the crowd at the airport when dropping off some cousin aunt or uncle or whoever.....specially if theyre going aborad then you even shed a trar of two :D

 

Oh yeah dont forget.....generally on weddings or other family occasions some aunty comes up to you whom you dont even know and gives you a big kiss on the face saying..."oh you were this little the last time I saw you....look at you now!"

 

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Assalamu alaikum

 

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1. You go to drop off one person to the airport, but you take 50 extra people with you.

:D

 

 

2. Your entire family runs the marathon when they see a dog (calmly walking on the other side of the road)

3. "Paracetamol" is your cure to every illness

14. You achieve A*’s in every subject and your parents tell you to STUDY HARDER

34. you are constantly being compared to every other Asian kid on the Planet

That sounds very familiar! :D

 

12. You somehow think you were involved in Tu Pac’s death

:D I never got this one...

 

13. You drive your car around the same spot for 10 years playing music that was out in ’95

How typical... :D

 

22. You address every other Asian person on the planet as "your cousin"

:D

 

Ma'assalama

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3. "Paracetamol" is your cure to every illness

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hey hey paracetamols do work ! :D

 

 

 

 

1. You go to drop off one person to the airport, but you take 50 extra people with you.

 

 

VERY true! :D

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did you forget about the part of calling every older person either uncle or aunty..................

 

:D

 

:D

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arabs do that too....

 

i read this before... to boring for me to read again... i guess cause I dont relate to much of it :D read a couple :D

 

26. You’re related to your doctor

^ i know that is 100% true lol :D

 

25. You know how an Indian film will end even before it’s started (but you still watch it)

is that true guys?... thats hilarious! :D

 

some of them are so hilarious i wonder if you guys are really that corney (just kidding lol) :D

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I dunno, i am asian but my family isn;t like that... probably cuz they were in canada since teens

 

funny though

 

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these apply to muslims and muslim culture to!! :D

 

Your parents have a PANIC ATTACK when something dirty comes on t.v.

 

You go to a wedding with an empty car, but on the way back you end up giving the entire population of the wedding a lift home (and you haven’t seen half of these people in your life)

 

At parties, you wear more glitter and sparkly bits than a Christmas tree

 

Your entire family runs the marathon when they see a dog (calmly walking on the other side of the road)

 

You find a photo of a man with bushy hair, white shoes and sunglasses…you ask who he is and find out it’s your uncle

 

You have to offer guests tea even before they’ve stepped into your house

 

You achieve A*’s in every subject and your parents tell you to STUDY HARDER

 

You are unable to open your front door because of the pile of shoes blocking the way

 

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paracetamol
I dont know what this is but sounds like medicine..

 

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I dont know what this is but sounds like medicine..

 

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lol...yeah it is..every asian has them in their house (mainly uk :D) :D

 

mas'alaamah

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i dont know what paracemotol is either :D ... we mostly keep tylenol!!!

 

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lol...yeah it is..every asian has them in their house (mainly uk :D) :D

 

mas'alaamah

i'm asian also :D

 

btw what do you mean asian ?? SE asia as in indo/pak or far east ?? :D..

 

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is that true guys?... thats hilarious! :D

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well they mostly have the same endings :D

 

 

paracetamol is a tablet for headaches, earaches stomach aches leg aches eye aches, colds coughs fever, everything!

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oh okay...for that we have tylenol and advil :D

 

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oh okay...for that we have tylenol and advil :D

 

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aaight

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i'm asian also :D

 

btw what do you mean asian ?? SE asia as in indo/pak or far east ?? :D..

 

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mainly pakistanis :D :D since im 1 myslef :D :D

 

ws salaam

Edited by khumara

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Don't forget the Indians and bangladeshis people! :D They're Asian too. :D

 

Some of them are sooooo funny but soooo very very true!!! I wish some of the same people whom did some of these things could read this now, they're faces would be a PICTURE! :D

 

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Eliza

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assalamun aleykum

 

haha this is sooooooo much familiar, i m turk though........

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Alot of those could apply to arab culture too....funny tho!

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Assalamu alaikum

 

Maybe in the 90's.

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lol...yeah it is..every asian has them in their house (mainly uk :D) :D

 

mas'alaamah

Yeah... I remeber paracetamol but its replaced by Advil in canada!

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