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What my friend had to say about her trade!!!!

 

What up peeps?...ok, between u n me....I'm in the drugs trade! :D ....KASME!.....baad eh?

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Well ok, .......I'm not a dealer....I'm what you'd call a 'distributor' :D ...KASME!!..... baad eh?

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bloody hell, OK - I work at a small chemist.... :D ........ahem

 

 

..... well anyway, I just wanted to share something that always makes me laugh at work......its about the weird and wonderful ways that people pronounce the word 'prescription'....

 

now, 'not very difficult' I hear you say?...well you'd be surprised, now bear in mind I live in a 'racially diverse area' :D .........actually, I'd say, more of a 'spot the white person' area :D .........actually, to be honest, it's like a second jamaica, bangladesh, pakistan and india, all in one........fun, fun, fun!

 

anyway, no offence to anyone - if youre likely to get offended,....read this anyway...and I'll meet you outside in 5!....

 

 

The BENGALIS say: .....(ok, one of my favourites) -

 

 

"Apun ka FRIS-KISHUN hai?" ....

 

HAHAHAHAA LMAO, ...what the hell?!!.... the first time I heard this, I actually had to duck under the counter and act like I was tying my 'laces'....

 

 

The KAALE say:.......

 

 

"Mi waan mi KRIS-KRIP-SHAAN!!" :D ....(and theyre usually angry)

 

 

...haha! oh ma gawd!!!.....you dont wanna pee these guys off, so you quikly find the kris-krip-shaan!

 

This other kaali's got a word of her own, and she says

 

'H-RISCRIP-SHAAN'

 

....I mean surely, saying it with a 'h' in front is harder? :D .....anyway....

 

 

The PAKISTANIS say:....

 

"Maari KRIPTION aayi si?"

 

AHAHAHAH - and I'm thinking...'naa auntie, itthe koi kription-wiption nay eh'.....but seeing as youre here you want your prescription?? hahaha

 

The INDIANS say: ....ok, no joke, this one man calls it

 

"Amaari DESCRIPTION che?"

 

hahahahahah!....and I'm like, ok uncle, DESCRIBE it...then maybe I'll PRESCRIBE it!!

 

oh yeh!...and this other auntie kills it, (I actually avoid serving her, cos I dont wanna snort in her face)....she calls it:

 

'PISS-KIPTION'

 

.....damn!.....I shouldnt take the PISS really should I?! hahahhahaha

 

 

ok, so I'm generalising entire races by what a few customers say, and most of these peeps are quite old, but fear not!....our societies still have hope, ...the youngsters say it the PROPER way:

 

'PRIP-SCRIPTION'

 

peace

 

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If ur happy and you know it, take a hike, (clap clap)

If ur happy and you know it, take a hike, (clap clap)

If ur happy and you know it, then don't flippin show it,

If ur happy and you know it,..... on your bike!!

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PropellerAds

Assalamu alaikum

 

I'm sure it's prescription?

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Assalamu alaikum

 

:D Sounds familiar. :D

 

Ma'assalama

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ok, so I'm generalising entire races by what a few customers say, and most of these peeps are quite old, but fear not!....our societies still have hope, ...the youngsters say it the PROPER way:

 

'PRIP-SCRIPTION'

 

what are u talking abt?

 

it's not pronounced PRIP-SCRIPTION.. it's pri-'skrip-sh&n

Edited by Mansoor Ansari

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:D

 

:D lol.... it was super....

 

:D

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:D

 

i dont get it :D

 

:D

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:D

..lol man that was crazy...sorta hilarious :D

 

ok, so I'm generalising entire races by what a few customers say, and most of these peeps are quite old, but fear not!....our societies still have hope, ...the youngsters say it the PROPER way:

 

'PRIP-SCRIPTION'

 

bro mansoor i think this was also part of the joke lol

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:D dear muslims

 

i hate to be the one who spoils the fun... but..

 

should we not remove the swears?

 

like the P***S one?

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:D

 

oookay i got it now..

 

for those of us not living in multicultural socities this joke may seem horrible and obnoxious :D

 

:D

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:D dear muslims

 

i hate to be the one who spoils the fun... but..

 

should we not remove the swears?

 

like the P***S one?

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yes I also think he should...

there is seriously no point in them :D

please go through your post brother and remove all swear words (and unappropriate words)

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:D

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Assalamalaikum,

 

Funny :D :D well for the swear word filter it depends at what level you set it up!!!

 

After your prescription what would you think about some room-service well this one is obviously a non muslim non jewish order... just read it is a copy and paste from an Autism forum.

 

 

 

 

*Tenjewberrymuds*

 

You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the

conversation. This has been nominated for the best email of 2005.

 

Telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in

Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:

 

Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

 

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed

 

room-service."

 

RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"

 

G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."

 

RS: "Ow July den?"

 

G: "What??"

 

RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"

 

G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

 

RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

 

G: "Crisp will be fine."

 

RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

 

G: "What?"

 

RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"

 

G: "I don't think so."

 

RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"

 

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn

toes' means."

 

RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we

bodder?"

 

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes,

an English muffin will be fine."

 

RS: "We bodder?"

 

G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."

 

RS: "Wad?"

 

G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

 

RS: "Copy?"

 

G: "Excuse me?"

 

RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"

 

G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."

 

RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder

on sigh and copy....rye??"

 

G: "Whatever you say."

 

RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."

 

G : "You're very welcome."

 

Wassalam.

 

Humm'Hamza

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