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ACURA - Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead

 

AUDI - Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

 

BMW - Bavarian Money Waster

 

CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips

 

DODGE - Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

 

FIAT - Fix It Again, Tony

 

FORD - Fixed Or Repaired Daily; (Backwards) Driver Returns On Foot

 

GMC - Got a Mechanic Coming?

 

HONDA - Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything; Had One, Never Did Again

 

HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive

 

JEEP - Journey Eventually Ends Perpendicularly

 

KIA - Korea's Incompetence Amazing

 

MAZDA - Mismanages A Zillion Dollars Annually

 

MITSUBISHI - Management Incessantly Tolerates Socially Unacceptable Behavior, Ignoring Sexual Harassment Incidents

 

LAND ROVER - Loud, Agonizing, Noisy Drive - Rattles On Virtually Every Road

 

PLYMOUTH - Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood

PORSCHE - Pity Only Rich Snobs Can Have +Em

 

SAAB - Send Another Automobile Back; Swedish Autos Always Breakdown

 

SATURN - Stickers Are Truly Unnegotiable, Rebates Nonexistent

 

TOYOTA - Too Often Yankees Overprice This Automobile

 

VW - Virtually Worthless

 

VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

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Not very funny..

 

You hurt my feelings :D..

 

BMW, everyone knows, is faster head-2-head than Audi..

 

Have you see the video of M3 vs S4 ??

 

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Not very funny..

 

You hurt my feelings :D..

 

BMW, everyone knows, is faster head-2-head than Audi..

 

Have you see the video of M3 vs S4 ??

 

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:D I didn't write that.. :D

 

No, I haven't seen that video. Any link?

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I had that video many years ago but not anymore.. try to google that up! i'll look around for it..

 

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YOU GUYS CANT BE THE VTEC!!!

 

TEH VTEC MAN!! WITH VTEC, MY CAR IS GONNA HAVE A WHOLE 101 HORSEPOWER!!! AND ALL THEM VTEC STICKERS, THEY ADD 5 HP EACH!!

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AND ALL THEM VTEC STICKERS, THEY ADD 5 HP EACH!!

 

How much HP does a "Type R" sticker add? :D

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Asalaamo aleykum,

 

Lol [at] the picture !! I ad a Honda Vtec ..then sold it when I went to Pakistan :D ...now I have a Honda without Vtec.. :D

 

waleykum assalaam,

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Got to agree with the FORD one, they sure aint reliable especially the Rs Cosworth's

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what about mercedes??

 

w/salaam

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Salaam.

 

Ha. I challenge someone to do Aston Martin.

 

And before you think of insulting, remember it's British engirneering.

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