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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

 

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

 

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

 

 

Have you any grounds?

 

Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

 

 

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

 

It made of concrete.

 

 

I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?

 

No, we have carport, and not need one.

 

 

I mean. What are your relations like?

 

All my relations still in Poland.

 

 

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

 

we have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

 

 

Does your wife beat you up?

 

No, I always up before her.

 

 

Is your wife a nagger?

 

No, she white.

 

 

Why do you want this divorce?

 

She going to kill me.

 

 

What makes you think that?

 

I got proof.

 

 

What kind of proof?

 

She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.

 

I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover'

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Assalamu Alaikom

 

ROFL!!! :sl:

 

That's a good one, I guess I'll be laughing for the next 2 hours :sl:

 

Thanks for sharing!

 

Salaam!

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Salaams, cute joke, keep them coming.

 

Salaams.

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:sl:

great :sl:

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:no:

 

:sl:

 

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Salamu alaykum,

 

that one is really cool, so funny. :sl:

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Hi all

 

LOL great joke, i must print this as there is lots of polish people at my work hehe :sl:

 

Thanks for the laugh

 

 

Peace

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Hi all

 

LOL great joke, i must print this as there is lots of polish people at my work hehe :sl:

 

Thanks for the laugh Peace

 

 

Surely tell this to some Polish people. They just LOVE Polish jokes. And make sure you tell the 'nagger' part to some blacks, too. They will get a real kick out of it. You will probably get a real kick and a few punches to your face, also.

 

 

Polish jokes ! 'Nagger' ! Nah, that's not racist. Jeez, you people... !!!

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oh thats great!!!!!!!!!!! i have not heard a polish joke in years

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Asalamu aliakom,

 

I laughed out loud at this! I'm so telling it to my Polish friend inshaa Allah. :sl:

 

Jazakallah.

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