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As Salaam Alaikum,

 

A man and his wife were in divorce court, and while the division of the house, the money, and all other material valuables were solved and agreed upon, the custody of their children posed a problem.

 

When asked by the judge why the mother should have custody of the kids, the young mother leaped to her feet and protested:

 

"I'm the one who had morning sickness! I'm the one who gained all of the weight! I'm the one who carried each of them for 9 months! I'm the one who went through 42 hours of labor!

 

And most of all your honor, I'm the one who brought the children into this world, therefore I'm the one who should retain custody!"

 

 

"Well ma'am, you sure do make some good points. But of course, being fair, I must ask for your husband's reasons on why he should keep keep custody of the children. Well sir?" the judge asked.

 

 

The man, sitting for a moment thought, and after a long silence, he finally rose from his chair and replied,

 

"Your Honor, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or the machine?"

 

 

 

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lol. I'd definitly have to award him custody based on that.

 

salaam

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A vending machine doesn't go through labor.

 

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exaclty... it doesnt go through any pain... doesnt hurt it at all...

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^ looooool :D

exaclty... it doesnt go through any pain... doesnt hurt it at all...

who knows !

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As SAlaam Alaikum Mujahada,

 

:D

exaclty... it doesnt go through any pain... doesnt hurt it at all...

 

 

Well sometimes the way it just shoots it out, causing the soda to fall hard.. makes me kind of think "ouch". lol

 

salaam

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exaclty... it doesnt go through any pain... doesnt hurt it at all...

 

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lol........i totally agree :D

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