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This is an actual Job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a Mc Donald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

 

Name: Greg Bulmash

 

Sex: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

 

Desired Position: Company's president or vice president. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

 

Desired Salary: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severence package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

 

Education: Yes, but ask me when I cross 25.

 

Last Position Held: Target for middle management hostility

 

Salary: Less than I'm worth.

 

Most Notable Achievement: My incredible collection of stolen pens.

 

Reason For Leaving Last Job: It sucked.

 

Hours Available To Work: Any hours as long as they don't stop my schedule.

 

Preferred Hours: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

 

May We Contact Your Current Employer: If I had one, would I be here?

 

Do You Have Any Physical Conditions That Would Prohibit You From Lifting Up To 50 lbs: Of what?

 

Do You Have A Car: I think the more appropriate question here would be

"do you have a car that runs?"

 

Have You Received Any Special Awards Or Recognition: I may already be a winner of the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes.

 

Do You Smoke: On the Job no, On my breaks yes.

 

What Would You Like To Be Doing In Five Years Time: Living in the Bahamas.

 

Do You Certify That The Above Is True And Complete And To The Best Of Your Knowledge: Yes. Absolutely.

 

Sign Here: Aries. But will change for extra pay.

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Most Notable Achievement: My incredible collection of stolen pens.

 

 

 

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best one there!

jazaks for sharin

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Salaam,

 

that's a good one! Thanks for sharing!

 

Peace and Laughter,

 

DARLA

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:D :D

best one there!

jazaks for sharin

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Wa Iyyakum, Insha Allah. I'm glad that you enjoyed it :D

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Salaam,

 

that's a good one! Thanks for sharing!

 

Peace and Laughter,

 

DARLA

Peace Darla,

 

You are most welcome :D

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Bro thezman you really make me LaUgH . :D :D

 

I simply love your jokes :D

 

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Bro thezman you really make me LaUgH . :D :D

 

I simply love your jokes :D

 

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:D Omair, I'm glad that you enjoy my Jokes :D

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:D

 

:D :D

 

:D akhi :D

 

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:D :D

 

:D akhi :D

 

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Wa Iyyakum Insha Allah sis :D

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:D / Peace to all,

 

A good one! :D

 

Sis Zabrina

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:D / Peace to all,

 

A good one! :D

 

Sis Zabrina

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Thank you, I'm glad you liked it :D

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Assalamaualikum,

lol...funny!

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I should try using some of those lines in my application :D

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I should try using some of those lines in my application :D

 

:D / Peace to all,

 

Lol. Do you think it will work?

 

Zabrina :D

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