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Assalamu alaikum

 

I had this in the temp forum...thought of posting it here as well....so here it goes...

 

College : A place where some pursue learning and

others learn pursuing.

 

Etc : A sign to make others believe that you know

more than you actually do.

 

Office : A place where you can relax after your

strenuous home life.

 

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing

individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done

together.

 

Politician : One who shakes your hand before

elections and your confidence after.

 

 

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things

straight.

 

 

Optimist : A person who starts taking bath if he

accidentally falls into a river.

 

 

Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last

letter in ZERO, instead Of the first letter in word

OPPORTUNITY.

 

 

Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in

such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

 

 

Classic : A book which people praise, but do not

read.

 

 

Dictionary : The only place where divorce comes

before marriage.

 

 

Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die

rich.

 

 

Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses

his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.

 

 

Father : A banker provided by nature.

 

 

Rumour : News that travels at the speed of sound.

 

 

Criminal : A guy no different from the rest of

us...except that he got caught.

 

 

Worry : Interest paid on trouble before it falls

due.

 

 

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and

late when you are early.

 

 

Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during

life, to be spoken of when dead.

 

 

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine power

is defeated by feminine power.

 

 

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

 

 

Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

 

 

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and

kills you with his bills.

 

 

Software Engineer : One that is paid for sending and

receiving such E-mails!

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