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Assalamu alaikum


I had this in the temp forum...thought of posting it here as well....so here it goes...


College : A place where some pursue learning and

others learn pursuing.


Etc : A sign to make others believe that you know

more than you actually do.


Office : A place where you can relax after your

strenuous home life.


Committee : Individuals who can do nothing

individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done



Politician : One who shakes your hand before

elections and your confidence after.



Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things




Optimist : A person who starts taking bath if he

accidentally falls into a river.



Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last

letter in ZERO, instead Of the first letter in word




Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in

such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.



Classic : A book which people praise, but do not




Dictionary : The only place where divorce comes

before marriage.



Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die




Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses

his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.



Father : A banker provided by nature.



Rumour : News that travels at the speed of sound.



Criminal : A guy no different from the rest of

us...except that he got caught.



Worry : Interest paid on trouble before it falls




Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and

late when you are early.



Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during

life, to be spoken of when dead.



Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine power

is defeated by feminine power.



Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.



Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.



Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and

kills you with his bills.



Software Engineer : One that is paid for sending and

receiving such E-mails!

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