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For all you M.Utd Fans

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Q: Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?

A: They had pictures of Manchester United Players on them ... and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

 

Q: What do you call 20 Manchester United Fans skydiving from an aeroplane?

A: Diahorrea

 

Q: What do you call a Man Utd season ticket holder?

A: Scenery...

 

 

Q: What's the difference between listening to Alex Ferguson's after-match interview and childbirth?

A: One's an extremely painful almost unbearable experience, and the other one's just having a baby.

 

Q: What would David Beckham's name be if he was a Spice Girl?

A: Waste of Spice

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2 man Utd fans in London (at Home) walked past a shop and saw the sign- Shirts 50p Trousers £1.

 

One said 'great value! lets buy some.'

 

Other says 'don't let them know we're Man u fans or they'll try to rip us off.' So they hide their scarves.

 

They entered shop and asked for 6 shirts each & 6 pairs of trousers each.

 

The assistant asked "are you Man u fans" to which they replied "yes".

 

He said 'bugger off this is a launderette.'

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PropellerAds

Assalamwalaikum

 

HaHA :D

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asslamualaikum

 

:D :D :ohmy:

 

walaikumsalam

 

 

 

 

 

PS - J-e-a-l-o-u-s-y- makes you nasty....!

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Asalamu alaykum

 

:D :laugh: Beautiful, absolutely beautiful, he he! brother cheerio has disappeared…Inshallah I hope he returns with more man utd jokes, lol.

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Asalamu alaykum

 

  :D :laugh: Beautiful, absolutely beautiful, he he! brother cheerio has disappeared…Inshallah I hope he returns with more man utd jokes, lol.

 

asslamualaikum

 

:D :D :D :D

 

walaikumsalam

 

 

 

:ohmy:

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Guest amani

:D

 

 

ill tell my sister this :laugh: shell get dead offended :D

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