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Most people are only alive because it is illegal to

shoot them.

 

Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

 

It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it

creative problem solving.

 

Life is pleasant.

Death is peaceful.

It's the transition that's troublesome.

 

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's

there to appreciate it.

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I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep.

-- Jim Loy

 

Once you've put one of his books down, you simply can't pick it up again.

-- Mark Twain (talking about Henry James)

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:D / Peace to all,

 

Here are some: :D Enjoy!

 

 

 

What are the three words guaranteed to humilate men everywhere? "Hold my Purse" - Francois Morency

 

 

I dont suffer from stress, I am the carrier - Unknown

 

 

If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark - Amy Carmichael

 

 

Sis Zabrina

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lol..those are funny zab!

 

:D / Peace to all,

 

Yeah Baree! I was ROFL too when i read them the first time. I was like :D :D esp. the last one! How MoChaCha can you be?

 

Sis Zabrina :D

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"There is no sin except stupidity"

 

[upon arriving at the american airport] "I have nothing to declare except my genius."

 

Oscar Wilde

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I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.

Woody Allen

 

:D

 

And sad but true eh:

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.

Woody Allen

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I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.

Woody Allen

 

:D

 

:D

 

:D Not me either :D

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And sad but true eh:

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.

Woody Allen

 

:D that's funny!

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hahah...funny quotes everyone

made me laugh!

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Not really funny qoute but :D

 

Allah says in the Quran

 

Ina Kayda Shaytani Kana Da'eefa

 

Surely the Plot of the Shaitan is weak.

 

And then in Surah Yusuf it says.

 

Inahu Min Kaydi Kun, Ina Kayda Kuna 'Adeem

 

Surely it is a Plot of you women; surely your (womens) Plot is great:

 

So in short the plot of shaytaan is weak, but the plot of women is great lol

*hides*

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SubhanAllah...

 

Only brother Ibn_Khaldun would be able to bring Quran into any thread no matter what the topic is... hehehe.

 

The plot of women are great huh? :D :D Beware brother... B)

 

Oh and here's a funny quote. :D

"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."

Marion Pearson

 

Too true. :D

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That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record.

-- David Coleman

 

Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend.

-- Agatha Christie

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I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter- a magnet on my kitchen fridge

 

Nobody notices what I do, until I don't do it- a magnet on my fridge.

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that chocolate one is good.

 

i have been eating tooooo much chocolate these past two weeks. more than before. :D

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"I want to live in a world, where chickens are not questioned for crossing the road."- Baker Bob

 

"Do you know how many polyesters died to make that shirt?"

-Steve Martin

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Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what happened.

-Cora Harvey Armstrong-

 

 

 

 

 

Sis Zabrina :D

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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate

it. Franklin P. Jones

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The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak

 

translated into Russian as:

 

"The vodka is willing but the meat is rotten."

 

:D

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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people just don't have film

 

Sis Zabrina :D

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"Someone very close to the president said to me, you know, he won't fire Rumsfeld because it would be the equivalent of firing himself." :D

 

Tim Russert

 

Sis Zabrina

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"I was arrested for selling illegal-sized paper."

-Steven Wright

 

"You will never find anybody who can give you a clear, compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time."

-Dave Barry

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"My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it."

- Buddy Hackett

 

"Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post how it feels about dogs."

- Christopher Hampton

 

"It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. they're in front of you in the supermarket express lane."

- June Henderson

 

Sis Zabrina :D

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