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Asalaamo aleykum,

 

 

If you wear contact lens and you died with them in your eyes, do they take them out?

 

If you are old and are in a bathtub how would you know if you have been in there too long?

 

Do suicide hotlines have hold?

 

What sound does a bunny make?

 

Do bubbles freeze in winter?

 

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

 

Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on?

 

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

 

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

 

Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident?

 

Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing?

 

If your eyes are crossed, do your tears fall straight?

 

Is the vice president's wife called the second lady?

 

Do you wake up or open your eyes first?

 

Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings?

 

If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?

 

Is it possible to be allergic to water?

 

If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it?

 

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If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?

i like this one

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:D

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

yeh why do they?

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:D

 

Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident?

 

 

i have always wondered that!

 

 

w/salaam

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:D

 

Do suicide hotlines have hold?

 

 

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

 

LOL [at] these :D for sharing

 

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Asalaamo aleykum,

 

some more....: :D

 

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

 

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??

 

Can mute people burp?

 

What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

 

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

 

If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?

 

Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them? :D

 

If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?

 

If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?

 

If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

 

If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn’t you be able to go anywhere you want?

 

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:D

 

 

What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

 

i dont get this one sis... :D

 

 

Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

 

i wonder???

 

w/salaam

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asalamu alaykum

 

Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark?

it wouldn't be strange if some non muslim had written the above line and used the name of Prophet Nooh alaih salam in such a casual manner but we as muslims should give full respect while writing the names of Prophets(may peace and blessings of Allah be upon them all) and refrain from writing such jokes.

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:D

 

Chaand actually made a joke thread..

 

Thats more funny than the thread itself :D..

 

:D

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Chaand actually made a joke thread..

 

Thats more funny than the thread itself :D..

 

:D

 

assalaamo aelykum,

 

why would you say this? you think I cry all day long? or is this just your fist time visiting the Fun section? :D

 

waleykum assalaam,

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Salaam,

 

 

good thoughts Chaand...nice to know you think of life as much as I do!

 

one more for you to think about,

 

how do flies land upside down?

 

LOL[at] alphabet soup

 

 

Peace and Love,

 

DARLA

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Salaam,

 

 

how do flies land upside down?

 

 

Peace and Love,

 

DARLA

 

salaam and peace Darla :D

 

you really made me frown with that question... :D

 

peace and love to you too !

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:D

 

LOLs, there are a few good ones :D

 

If you wear contact lens and you died with them in your eyes, do they take them out?

 

:D :D

 

Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident?

 

yeah, i always wonder that, y do they have baby on board signs for?

 

If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?

 

:D :D

 

Is it possible to be allergic to water?

 

hmmmmmmm....i dont think it is possible to be allergic to water :D because we literally need water to survive, and without it we'd be dead

 

:D for sharing them sisyer chaand :D

 

:D

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Salaam,

 

there is someone in the UK who's alergic to water. She has to wear a hazmat suit all the time etc. There was a programme about her on channel four a few years ago...

 

DARLA

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