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~* Funny Classified *~

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:D / Peace to all,

 

Enjoy! :D

 

Sis Zabrina

 

(Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers)

 

 

Illiterate? Write today for free help.

 

 

Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.

 

 

Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.

 

 

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

 

 

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

 

 

Stock up and save. Limit: one.

 

 

Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.

 

 

3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

 

 

Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00

 

 

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

 

 

Vacation Special: have your home exterminated. Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.

 

 

Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

 

 

Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.

 

 

Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.

 

 

Wanted: Hair cutter. Excellent growth potential.

 

 

And now, the Superstore-unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

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:D LOL

 

Illiterate? Write today for free help.

 

 

Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.

 

 

lol those two cracked me up

 

:D

 

:D

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:D LOL

 

Illiterate? Write today for free help.

Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.

lol those two cracked me up

 

:D

 

:D

 

:) / Peace to all,

 

Wa eyyakum brother. Glad you enjoyed it! Those are among my fav too.

 

Sis Zabrina

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hehe...

 

Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.

 

 

:D

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