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:D / Peace to all,

 

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

-- Douglas Adams

 

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

-- W.C. Fields

 

I can resist everything except temptation.

-- Oscar Wilde

 

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

-- Dale Carnegie

 

There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors.

-- Jim Morrison

 

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend.

-- Zenna Schaffer

 

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

-- Steven Wright

 

A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.

-- Unknown

 

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

-- Marty Feldman

 

Sis Zabrina :D

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Salaam,

 

nice quotes.

 

Cheers for sharing,

 

Peace and Love,

 

DARLA

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:D

 

first 2 LOL :D

 

:D for sharin...

 

heres one for ya.. dunno if its funny lol..

 

"in my opinion.. no one should have an opinion.."

rayhaan :D

 

lol.. made it up in my french lesson :)

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salam.

 

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

-- W.C. Fields

 

Thats a good one

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:D / Peace to all,

 

Wa eyyakum...

 

Sis Zabrina :D

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Essalamu alikum

 

 

There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors.

-- Jim Morrison

 

Is Jim Morrison the guy who sings in that band called "doors" ???

 

 

 

Now this one is seriuosly ture, and for me easy to understand, i have very bad engliz, didnt need to get a dictionary to understand it :D :D :D

 

 

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

-- Steven Wright

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:D / Peace

 

My contribution to this thread... :D

 

"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times." -- Mark Twain

 

"There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all." -- Robert Orben.

 

"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets." -- Dave Edison.

 

"The trouble with children is that they're not returnable." -- Quentin Crisp.

 

"Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes." -- Oscar Wilde

 

"If a man is a fool, you don't train him out of being a fool by sending him to university. You merely turn him into a trained fool, ten times more dangerous." -- Desmond Bagley.

 

:D / Peace

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:D / Peace to all,

 

'The only limits to the possibilities of your life tomorrow are the buts you use today'

- Les Brown

 

 

Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache

- Mae West

 

Sis Zabrina

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:D

 

hehe, ^^ thanks for sharing sister zab and brother freedslave

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Assalam ALaikum

 

Jazaak Allah Khair for sharing :D

 

They are funny though...

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"Democracy: The worship of jackals by jackasses". H. L. Mencken

 

"America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there". Laurence J. Peter

 

"Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons". Bertrand Russell

 

"The smaller the mind the greater the conceit". Aesop

 

"It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument". William G. McAdoo

 

"Terrorism is the war of the poor. War is the terrorism of the rich."

- Leon Uris, Trinity, a Novel of Ireland, 1976

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:D / Peace to all,

 

Good ones brother.. :D Thanks for sharing

 

"An Englishman thinks seated; a Frenchman, standing; an American, pacing; an irishman, afterward."

--Austin O''Mally

 

Sis Zabrina

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"An Englishman thinks seated; a Frenchman, standing; an American, pacing; an irishman, afterward."
Assalam Alaikum

 

Nice one :D Jazaak Allah Khair for sharing with us..

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:D / Peace to all,

 

Wa eyyakum brother... :D

 

This one makes me feel like :D

 

Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.

- Slovenian Proverb

 

Sis Zabrina

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