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Man Never Misses Trip To Gym For 5 Years

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:D / Peace to all,

 

Interesting old news... :D Supposedly being taken from a newspaper article

 

Man Never Misses Trip To Gym For 5 Years

 

July 29, 2002 - Florida, USA

In an attempt to force himself into a healthy routine of exercise, a Florida man hired a hit man to kill him if he failed to show up to any of his 3 weekly workouts for the past 5 years. "At first I thought the ridiculous membership fees and that ludicrous up front joining fee would make me workout so I wouldn't waste the money - but that didn't work. Within weeks I was coming up with all sorts of lame pathetic excuses not to go. So I decided that if money wouldn't promote me to go, losing my life would. The hit man idea has worked like a charm, maybe even too good. There were some times that I truly would have preferred not to go, like that time I had bronchial asthmatic pneumonia. I've never had so much dark green mucus running down my face in my life, you should have seen that treadmill afterwards. But with all its ups and downs, my only complaint lately is that what I originally thought were expensive gym fees have been over shadowed by the high cost of the hit man. Now that I want to stop, I can't because I told him to shoot me if I told him I wanted to give up." :D

 

Sis Zabrina

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:D just to stay healthy--what if he got late becuase of a car crash and he ahd to go hospital

 

traffic...anything

 

 

what a joker--putting his life on the line just to stay fit!! :D

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^^ i totally agree :D

 

:D :D weirdo..........:D

 

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:D / Peace to all,

 

He definitely did not think thoroughly of this slimming method :D

 

Pure display of shortsightedness :D

 

Wonder if he is still alive today? :D

 

Sis Zabrina

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Wow...this guy really knows how to "motivate himself"... :D

 

:D / Peace

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Salaam,

Perhaps I should hire a hitman to ensure that I don't ever miss Fajr.

But playing with your life makes no sense.

So through Allah alone comes success!

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If someone was going to kill you for missing salah, would anyone miss it?

 

Yet we dont realise that the punishment of Allah is far greater!

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If someone was going to kill you for missing salah, would anyone miss it?

 

Yet we dont realise that the punishment of Allah is far greater!

 

 

true

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If someone was going to kill you for missing salah, would anyone miss it?

 

Yet we dont realise that the punishment of Allah is far greater!

 

well said :D ...very true :D

 

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If someone was going to kill you for missing salah, would anyone miss it?

 

Yet we dont realise that the punishment of Allah is far greater!

 

:D / Peace to all,

 

Interesting thoughts :D

 

Sis Zabrina

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oh my gosh!! :D funny!

 

Lol! Weirdo.

 

:D / Peace to all,

 

True..weirdo and funny...but i think its more like a misplaced enthusiasm! :D

 

Sis Zabrina

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