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Assalamu alaikum, My Mom in Law sent me this Joke, I wanted to share it with all of you, ENJOY..........umAhmad.


Once upon a time in a village a man appeared who announced to the

villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs. 10. The villagers

seeing that there were many monkeys went out in the forest and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at 10 and as supply started to diminish and villagers

started to stop their effort he announced that now he would buy at 20 rupees.


This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching

monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished even further and people

started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to 25 and the supply of

monkeys became so that it was an effort to even see a monkey let alone catch it.


The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at 50! However, since

he had to go to the city on some business his assistant would now buy on

behalf of the man.


In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers, "Look at

all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell

them to you at 35 and when the man comes back you can sell it to

him for 50."


The villagers queued up with all their saving to buy the monkeys.


Phir....... na woh aadmi mila

na us ka assistant...........

Sirf bandar hee bandar.....


Translation of the bolded words:

Then neither did anyone find the Man nor his assistant,

Just Monkeys everywhere/

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Assalamu Alaikum


LOL! Good one sis!


Walaikum Assalam

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:D :D nice one


:D for sharing :D



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:D / Peace to all,


A good one! :D for sharing :D


Sis Zabrina

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