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These jokes are pretty funny :D

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yea lol read these before , realy gd :D :D

 

xx :D

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Someone asked me if I liked American Idol. I told him, "I don't like Americans, or idols." :D

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Someone asked me if I liked American Idol. I told him, "I don't like Americans, or idols." :D

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How about Canadian Idol?

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Here is the story of an Imam who got up after Friday prayers and announced to the people:

 

"I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."

 

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Once, the people of the city invited Mulla Nasruddin to deliver a speech. When he got on the minbar (pulpit), he found the audience was not very enthusiastic, so he asked "Do you know what I am going to say?" The audience replied "NO", so he announced "I have no desire to speak to people who don't even know what I will be talking about" and he left. The people felt embarrassed and called him back again the next day. This time when he asked the same question, the people replied "YES" So Mullah Nasruddin said, "Well, since you already know what I am going to say, I won't waste any more of your time" and he left. Now the people were really perplexed. They decided to try one more time and once again invited the Mullah to speak the following week. Once again he asked the same question - "Do you know what I am going to say?" Now the people were prepared and so half of them answered "YES" while the other half replied "NO". So Mullah Nasruddin said "The half who know what I am going to say, tell it to the other half" and he left!

 

does HE know what he was going to say? :D

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