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An Insect falls into a can of Pepsi....

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Assalamu alaykum...

This joke is prolly like "TOTALLY' old.. but everytime i read it.. it really makes me crack uP! totally! Oh and if we have ppl who are kinda too sensitive ... lol blease dont take this joke offensive.. its jus sorta showing it in "general" aight?!

 

If an insect falls into a glass of Pepsi, then:

 

 

 

The Saudi:

 

Throws the glass away and walks away.

 

 

 

The American:

 

Takes the insect out, and drinks the Pepsi

 

 

 

The Chinese:

 

Eats the insect, and throws the Pepsi away!

 

 

 

 

 

The israeli:

 

S u c k s the Pepsi from the insect before throwing the insect and drinks

 

the Pepsi.

 

 

 

The Pakistani:

 

Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his Pepsi before

 

throwing away both the insect and the Pepsi and vows to reply in kind.

 

 

 

The Indian:

 

Accuses Pakistan for helping the insect to infiltrate into the glass, supplying it with nourishment to continue swimming in the Pepsi, blames it as a long term ISI operation, terms the insect as an Islamic militant, then an Afghan mercenary and finally a Pakistan SSG commando in undercover operation and presents the identity card of the bug to prove that it indeed is a Pakistani army personnel in an undercover operation to change the status of Line of Control, shows this guy on Zee News saying it is bla bla (some common Muslim name) & makes it speak Urdu which obviously the insect doesn't know how to comprehend, and vows to defend every inch of the glass and every drop of the Pepsi and demands that the US should declare Pakistan a terrorist!!!!!

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:sl

 

heheh ooooOOooo (w00t)

 

It's a funny one but maybe few on here will be offended, I do hope they're not.

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assalamu alaikum

 

LOL

 

The Saudi:

 

Throws the glass away and walks away.

 

How could an arab throw bebsi away :D

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Salaam,

 

LOL, yeh that was funny. But I might as well post the prophetic thing to do. If a fly falls into a vessel of water/drink, then you should completely submerge the whole fly before throwing it out and drinking whatever liquid.

 

The Prophet Muhammad - upon him and his House blessings and peace - alluded to both facts (bacteriophages) 1,400 years ago when he said, as narrated from Abu Hurayra and Abu Sa`id al-Khudri by al-Bukhari and in the Sunan:

 

If a fly falls into one of your containers [of food or drink], immerse it completely (falyaghmis-hu kullahu) before removing it, for under one of its wings there is venom and under another there is its antidote.

 

Peace

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:D

 

i wonder what wud the Egyptian do :D

 

 

How could an arab throw bebsi away  :P

 

:D :P

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The Indian:

 

Accuses Pakistan for helping the insect to infiltrate into the glass, supplying it with nourishment to continue swimming in the Pepsi, blames it as a long term ISI operation, terms the insect as an Islamic militant, then an Afghan mercenary and finally a Pakistan SSG commando in undercover operation and presents the identity card of the bug to prove that it indeed is a Pakistani army personnel in an undercover operation to change the status of Line of Control, shows this guy on Zee News saying it is bla bla (some common Muslim name) & makes it speak Urdu which obviously the insect doesn't know how to comprehend, and vows to defend every inch of the glass and every drop of the Pepsi and demands that the US should declare Pakistan a terrorist!!!!!

 

:D (w00t) :D :P

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A similar joke that I've heard, only with beer:

 

Englishman gives the beer back to the bartender and asks him to replace it.

 

American takes the fly out and drinks it.

 

Irishman grabs the fly and yells "spit it out!"

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Salaam

 

:D LOL spit it out!

 

hahahaha

 

the eygptian would break the cup and tell the maneger to give him his money back!

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the eygptian would break the cup and tell the maneger to give him his money back!

 

we do this :D

 

does we have that bad reputation :P ?

 

:D

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Salaam

 

LOL

(w00t)

 

wallah egyptians are funny... i LOVE them. :D

 

i could just image a guy at the tea shop in egypt "BASHA" sititng there smoking a shesha then a fly is found in his cup! :D

 

 

LOL

 

he'd be like

EH YA A'AM! :P

 

LOL

 

hahah ok

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wallah egyptians are funny... i LOVE them. :D

 

Jazaki Allah khyran sister :D

 

and the Egyptian wud love you too :P

 

at least i do :P

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Salaaam Alaykum,

 

 

ok they better like me man i was rasied there :D fee "JADEDAT (gadedat) :D MASR" yes i say JA instead of GA i am soo sorry i know i know i have failed miserbly :P

 

LOL.... anyway yes egyptians are quite the chareter :D

 

 

did i mention i LOVE them

 

:P

 

ASAL :D

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ok they better like me man i was rasied there :D  fee "JADEDAT (gadedat) :D  MASR" yes i  say JA instead of GA i am soo sorry i know i know i have failed miserbly :D

 

you mean Masr el gededah (in the Egyptian tongue) :P

 

 

did i mention i LOVE them

 

i guess u did :P

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asalaam alaikum..

 

hehe v.funny....

 

i had the same type of email, only it was using arabs :D

 

 

w'asalaam

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Guest amani

:D

 

w0000000000t

 

but

 

ughhh

 

i would throw it all away!!!

 

 

yukkkkkkkkk

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Salaam

 

:D  LOL spit it out!

 

hahahaha

 

the eygptian would break the cup and tell the maneger to give him his money back!

 

 

lol this cud be soo true.... b/c like i remmeber i had an egyptain friend back in school.. and she would always joke around how they love to shop at the dollar store and that everytime we ask her where she got this and that , she would say the dollar store lol

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Salaam Alaykum

 

i would dip the fly in there and throw it out then drink it :D

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