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Assalamu alaykum.

 

I found this joke hilarious!! Enjoy!!

 

Two business men seated on an airplane noticed a Muslim man sitting in front of them, one of the men says to the other with a wink, "I was going to go to Africa until I found out that half the country is Muslim so I don't want to go there."

 

The other man says, "We'll how about Saudi Arabia then?"

 

The first man says "No way, that place is loaded with those Muslims too."

 

The other man suggests a trip to the US but his companion says "The Muslims have spread out over the whole country every time I turn around there I bump into one."

 

The men are watching the Muslim, and can see that the Muslim man is fidgeting and getting kind of agitated about their conversation. The fellow who started the teasing decides to really get him mad and says "I really wanted to go to Pakistan but that place is crawling with Muslims."

 

At this the Muslim man has had it and finally turns around in his seat and sweetly says to the men, "Why don't you both go to hell? There's hardly any Muslims there!"

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AOA,

 

brother this joke has been told countless number of times on ths site.

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:D

 

Your engineer jokes aren't exactly that original either bro :D

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:D

 

LOL! That was a good one.. :D (The joke, not your comments. :P)

 

Thanks sis. :P

 

:D

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Your engineer jokes aren't exactly that original either bro :D

 

yes but atleast on this site, they are a first.. which this particular joke in concern fails on..

 

this joke is still funny though :P

Edited by doomhammer

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I've seen the same jokes before on this forum bro :D But ok

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Assalamu alaykum.

 

Sorry, I don't come to this area of the board too often, so I didn't know that the joke was a repeat. It's still funny though.

Edited by tygrss

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asalamu alaikum

 

"Why don't you both go to hell?

although this maybe a joke, the above quote is very serious. we should not ever say that to anyone be it they are Islam's worse enemy. our prophet wanted all of his ummah to be saved from the fire and here we are mad at some one and shout "go to hell". its not on at all

 

not to funny a joke - i would have said something better :D

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:D

 

:D hahaha...

 

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