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A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

 

Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

 

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

 

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

 

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.

 

The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills

When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer

 

 

 

here is another joke

 

 

 

3 types of people

 

 

There are 3 basic types of people in the world:

1. Those who can count.

 

2. Those who can't

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lol i like the last one!!! the third isn't there so i guess im the one who can count and the 2nd one is the one who cant count so they didn't see that there is no 3rd one.. lol :sl: :j: :sl: :D :no:

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hey funny...

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Every drunken driver must be severly punished so that they can also feel the pain of that person against whom they crashed ,drunken heavily!I am in full favor of punishing them because human life is too precious and that person who is careless in handling other lives must get some good consequences!!

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I have another lawyer joke it goes like this

 

***I want to appeal a case******

 

 

Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client’s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."

 

Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?"

 

Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left."

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