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got it from a friend :D

 

Do you remember the milkman?

 

Are you old enough to remember having your milk delivered by the milkman? Here are some funny notes left to those trusty men.

 

"Dear Milkman, I've just had a baby, please leave another one."

 

"Please leave an extra pint of paralysed milk."

 

"Please don't leave any more milk. All they do is drink it"

 

"Milkman please close the gate behind you because the birds keep pecking the tops off the milk."

 

"Sorry not to have paid your bill before, but my wife had a baby and I've been carrying it around in my pocket for weeks."

 

"Sorry about yesterdays note. I didn't mean one egg and a dozen pints, but the other way round."

 

"When you leave my milk knock on my bedroom window and wake me because I want you 'to give me a hand to turn the mattress."

 

"Please knock. My TV's broken down and I missed last nights 'Sopranos' . If you saw it, will you tell me what happened."

 

My daughter says she wants a milkshake. Do you do it before you deliver or do I have to shake the bottle."

 

"Please send me a form for cheap milk, for I have a baby two months old and did not know about it until a neighbour told me."

 

"Milk is needed for the baby. Father is unable to supply it."

 

"From now on please leave two pints every other day and one pint on the days in between, except Wednesdays and Saturdays when I don't want any milk."

 

My back door is open. Please put milk in 'fridge, get money out of cup in drawer and leave change on kitchen table , because we want to play bingo tonight."

 

"Please leave no milk today. When I say today, I mean tomorrow, for I wrote this note yesterday...or is it today ?"

 

"When you come with the milk please put the coal on the boiler, let dog out and put newspaper inside the screen door. PS. Don't leave any milk."

 

"No milk. Please do not leave milk at No. 14 either as he is dead until further notice."

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"From now on please leave two pints every other day and one pint on the days in between, except Wednesdays and Saturdays when I don't want any milk."

 

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"Please leave no milk today. When I say today, I mean tomorrow, for I wrote this note yesterday...or is it today ?"

 

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"Please leave no milk today. When I say today, I mean tomorrow, for I wrote this note yesterday...or is it today ?"

 

How can it be today :D when the milkman only sees the note tomorrow

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"Please knock. My TV's broken down and I missed last nights 'Sopranos' . If you saw it, will you tell me what happened."

 

How long have the 'sopranos' been on TV??

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"Please knock. My TV's broken down and I missed last nights 'Sopranos' . If you saw it, will you tell me what happened."

 

How long have the 'sopranos' been on TV??

yes sis that doesn't fit the picture... the Milkman was long gone before Sopranos amde thier debut. I think HBO or may b even Cable didn't exist at the time of Milkman.

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"Please leave no milk today. When I say today, I mean tomorrow, for I wrote this note yesterday...or is it today ?"

 

How can it be today :D when the milkman only sees the note tomorrow

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they should have just left it at today since he got it the day he came which would have made more sense instead of just trying to confuse everyone !!! :P

 

 

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assalamu alikum

 

I feel sorry for the milkman. Now.

i agree. :D

 

Are you old enough to remember having your milk delivered by the milkman?

hey the Milkman still comes! before i wake up in the mornings :D

 

wa'aykum salam

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Aslaam Walaikum Waramatullahi Wabarakatuh

 

I cant stand those 5 mile an hour milk vans.

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tell me about it man, after readin all this, i would not like to do this job

 

by the way, thanks for the post :D

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:D we still have milkmen? NO WAY?! i thought that was only in Mr. Rogers neighborhood :P ...no but seriously where do u guys live, to have a milkman .. we have icecream man.... not milkman :D thats not FAIR i want a milkman too i love milk... half & half is my Fav :D ... i hate 2% ewww anyway i wonder if they had that back then and how would they know which is which hmmmm....

 

 

 

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i want a milkman tooo :P which country do u ppl live in? in india they still have milkman :D

 

3washey 1/2 & 1/2 is not really milk.. it's only half milk :D

 

Whole Milk is the best.... with Ovaltine/Hershey/Horlicks yum yum.

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LOL [at] Mansoor ... so whats the other half? whatever it is i LoVe it because its thick... yes and i Love whole milk.... (red cap) :D not blue....

who likes camel milk :P

 

 

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blue cap is horrible...

 

i like camel milk but can't have it more than once week, my stomach can't handle it. :D

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purple cap is WORSE :D LOOOOOL

 

 

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salam

 

we're living in good old england! :D

 

w/s

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ohh thats why... Masoor i think we got to move... :D

but yea that purple cap is horrid i feel sick thinking about it.... its like one cup water 3 table spoons milk

 

ufffff

 

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