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Some funny Quotes

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Marriage

 

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield

 

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.

Mickey Rooney

 

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.

Helen Rowland

 

 

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Rita Rudner

 

Age

 

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...

Sir Norman Wisdom

 

You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.

John Mendoza

 

Children

 

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

Clarence Darrow

 

The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.

Quentin Crisp

 

here are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age.

Benjamin Spock

 

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.

Nancy Mitford

 

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

Phyllis Diller

 

 

Politics

 

A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.

H. L. Mencken

 

Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.

P. J. ORourke

 

Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.

Robert Louis Stevenson

 

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.

Ronald Reagan

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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...

Sir Norman Wisdom

:laugh:

 

 

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.

Nancy Mitford

 

thats mean!!!

 

 

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

Phyllis Diller

:laugh: hahahha!!!!

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