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How Many Christians Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

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Charismatic: Only one. Hands already in the air.



Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.



Presbyterians: None. Lights will go off and on at predestined times.



Roman Catholic: None. Candles only.



Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad.



Episcopalians: Three. One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old bulb was.



Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb and four wives to tell him how to do it.



Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.



Methodists: Undetermined. Whether your light bulb is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb or tulip bulb. A church-wide lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring a bulb of your choice and a covered dish.



Nazarene: Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review the church lighting policy.



Lutherans: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.



Amish: What's a light bulb?

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mashallah i thought one of our members just went all crazy for a moment.


lol at the roman catholic one.


the mormon one is funny to. i can actually picture that one.

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