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Husband For Sale

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Assalamu alaikum, I know, I know, I am posting a lot in this section, What can I do, I like to share important things, and I heard that puttin a smile on a fellow Human Being can also get some much needed reward. Interesting Scenerio, and also true in many cases these day.

 

 

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a

woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance

is a description of how the store operates:

 

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

 

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper

ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. You may choose any man

from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you

cannot go back down except to exit the building!

 

 

 

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first

floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

 

 

 

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

 

 

 

The third floor sign reads:

 

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely

good looking.

 

 

 

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the

fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead

good looking and help with the housework.

 

 

 

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to

the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead

gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

 

 

 

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign

reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on

this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to

please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as

you exit the building, and have a nice day!

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PropellerAds

hehe.yeah.that was fun to read.

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Salaam.

 

Very funny MashaAllah!

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Guest Ph3N0m3N4L

lol..like a girl in our class, i live in sweden), she maked out with a guy, then she didnt want him anymore..lol

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