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Rehan Khan Ali

Marriage Joke

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In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

 

In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

 

In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

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Salaam, haha i think in the third year its more like they 'shout' and the nieghbours listen.

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Salaam,

 

I think the 3rd year, if they aren't shouting at each other, they are definitely shouting at the kids..lol.. Sabar People...shouting doesn't resolve anything. Sabrun Haleemun! I hope I got that Arabic part right.

 

Wasalaam.

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Assalamu alaikum, good one, funnnyyy, but I hope it does'nt happen to any of us inshaAllah, hehehe.

 

For some reason this joke reminded me of another one which has nothing to do with what brother Rehan has posted, and I hope the Moderators will not warn me for going off topic, it's just for fun section anyways, lololol. BTW. It's a true story.

 

One of my friend's brother came to Toronto, Canada for a year from Somalia.......

 

When he returned to Somalia his family asked him what did he see in Canada? .........

 

He replied "In the Winter most of the trees are naked and in the Summer most of the women are naked."

 

so true........... Salaam.

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Salaam,,, now that made me giggle :sl:

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