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Subject: School -- 1957 Vs. 2009

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Salaam, here is something that is supposed to be funny, but think about it, would you call it funny?

 

It couldn’t happen here, now could it? YES IT COULD AND IT DOES!!!

 

Subject: SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2009

 

Scenario :

Jack goes rabbit shooting before school,

pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.

 

1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's rifle, goes to his

car and gets his rifle & chats with Jack about guns.

 

2009 - School goes into lock down, Star Force called, Jack hauled off to

jail and never sees his truck or gun again.. Counsellors called in for

traumatized students and teachers.

 

Scenario:

Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

 

1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up

buddies.

 

2009 - Police called, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with

assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Both children go

to anger management programs for 3 months. School board hold meeting to

implement bullying prevention programs

 

Scenario:

Robbie won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

 

1957 - Robbie sent to office and given 6 of the best by the Principal.

Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

 

2009 - Robbie given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for

ADD. Robbie's parents get fortnightly disability payments and School

gets extra funding from state because Robbie has a disability.

 

Scenario :

Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him a

whipping with his belt.

 

1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to

college, and becomes a successful businessman.

 

2009 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster

care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she

remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.

 

Scenario :

Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1957 - Mark gets glass of water from Principal to take aspirin with.

 

2009 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car

searched for drugs and weapons.

 

Scenario :

Pedro fails high school English.

 

1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.

 

2009 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear

nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for

graduation is racist. AFRE files class action lawsuit against state

school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core

curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns

for a living because he cannot speak English.

 

Scenario :

Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from Guy Fawkes, puts them in a

model airplane paint bottle, blows up a bull ant nest.

 

1957 - Ants die.

 

2009- State Police, Star Force, Federal Police & Anti-terrorism Squad

called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, Feds investigate

parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated. Johnny's

Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

 

Scenario :

Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is

found crying by his teacher, Mary . Mary hugs him to comfort him.

 

1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

 

2009 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She

faces 3 years in Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

 

 

This should be sent to every e-mail address to show how paranoid we have

become!

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assalaamu alaykum,

 

why got back to 1957? i would say that was also true when i grew up in 1980's, today though it is different and society is totally messed.

 

it might be a tabloid slogan but britain is broken, even if most of these sayings relate to america

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heheh... thats true..

ehehehehe

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