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this joke was sent to me by my brother in karachi


After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he

doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the


'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver, 'Would you please take your

seat so we can leave?'

'Well, to tell you the truth,' says the Pope, 'they never let me drive at

the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I'd really like to drive today.'

'I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job!

What if something should happen?' protests the driver, wishing he'd never

gone to work that morning..

'Who's going to tell?' says the Pope with a smile.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the

wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the

airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 205 kms..

(Remember, the Pope is German!!!)

'Please slow down, Your Holiness!' pleads the worried driver, but the Pope

keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

'Oh, dear God, I'm going to lose my license -- and my job!' moans the


The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the

cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the


'I need to talk to the Chief,' he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo

going 155 kph.

'So bust him,' says the Chief.

'I don't think we want to do that, he's really important,' said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed,' All the more reason!'

'No, I mean really important,' said the cop with a bit of persistence.

The Chief then asked, 'Who do you have there, the mayor?'

Cop: 'Bigger.'

Chief: ' A senator?'

Cop: 'Bigger.'

Chief: 'The Prime Minister?'

Cop: 'Bigger..'

'Well,' said the Chief, 'who is it?'

Cop: 'I think it's God!'

The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, 'What makes you think it's God?'


Cop: 'His chauffeur is the Pope


Assalamu alaikum

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Assalamu Alaikum, HAHAHAHAHA, now that's really really funny and good.


JazaakAllahu Khairan Shsheena, that really perked me up.




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As Salamu Alaykum


:sl: I knew you would enjoy this like i enjoyed yor ENGLISH Language

Assalamu alaikum

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hmmm....i was enjoying it until i got to the end part...i dont think this is a safe joke to pass around [sorry to ruin the fun]. Joking is allowed but if it involved sin then it is a sin. If it involves joking about Allaah [swt] and his Deen then it could take a person outside the fold of Islaam:


“If you ask them (about this), they declare: ‘We were only talking idly and joking.’ Say: ‘Was it at Allaah, and His Ayaat and His Messenger that you were mocking?’ Make no excuse; you disbelieved [kafartum] after you had believed…”

[al-Tawbah 9:65-66]

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I told this to my math teacher. He laughed as did I.

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