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An Ameer of a city passes a law determining that becasue of the number of unmarried women in the city and the lack of men, all men must marry a second wife anyone who does not do so will face execution.

 

One of the men of the city hears this and becomes very worried, his wife is very strict with him and has already warned him previously against even thinking of having a second wife. Upon arriving at home that night he begins to weep and cry. His wife approaches him and asks "O my husband what is the problem" he replies repeating what the Ameer has ordered. He looks and he sees her smiling.

 

She then says "O my husband do not be upset rejoice!...."

 

He looks up stunned by her reaction thinking is this real!

 

She then finishes her sentance

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"rejoice! for you will die shaheed"

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Allah be with here,

 

she is just doing a big sacrifice..... :sl: :no: :sl: :j:

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I'm trying to 'get' the joke but I do not understand the punch-line.

 

What does "shaheed" mean?

 

Richard

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I'm trying to 'get' the joke but I do not understand the punch-line.

 

What does "shaheed" mean?

 

Richard

died for the sake of Allah, Martyr

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died for the sake of Allah, Martyr

Thanks for the explanation. I liked the joke, even more now that I understand it better.

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died for the sake of Allah, Martyr

 

I was able to have a little chuckle - thank you.

 

Richard

:sl:

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apologies should have clarified that....:sl:

BTW

where is that city, do they accept immegrants? :sl:

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funny..

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you can't post links until you reach 50 posts_(you are not allowed to post links yet)gawaher(contact admin if its a beneficial link)

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Allah knows best.

 

i don't think it's advisable or encouraged in Islam to lie in order to make people laugh.

 

Wasalaam

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Maniac muslim has some funny articles i think the best one is the online nikkah Lol

 

It made me laugh til I cried, lol One of the first I've read.

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Assalamualaikum,

Okay, it is enough to make me smile. Relax, everyone, it is just a joke. I want more joke like this :P

Wassalam

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