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Worst jokes told recently: A man enters a doctor's surgery and says: 'Doctor, I need help. I'm turning into a moth!' The doc replies: 'Why come here, I'm a doctor not a psychiatrist.' The man responds: 'I know that Doctor. But the light was on.

 

Next worst: 'There are three signs of old age - loss of memory... I forget the other two.'

 

 

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Worst jokes told recently: A man enters a doctor's surgery and says: 'Doctor, I need help. I'm turning into a moth!' The doc replies: 'Why come here, I'm a doctor not a psychiatrist.' The man responds: 'I know that Doctor. But the light was on.

 

Next worst: 'There are three signs of old age - loss of memory... I forget the other two.'

ron

 

First one was really bad. Second one was pretty good.

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I actually quite like the second one!

 

Worse joke in my opinion...why did the chicken cross the road?...to get to the other side!

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I think even a bad joke can be good if the delivery is correct. Though I have to say that the first joke in this thread was quite bad to the point that even awesome delivery couldn't salvage it.

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Here's two more:

 

Why did the man fall of his bike?

 

Cos someone threw a fridge at him.

 

 

 

Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"

 

 

 

 

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Ron, I actually think the second one is funny again. The first one was bad again.

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Two more:

 

Why did the bananna go to the hospital ? Because he wasn't peeling very well. My son's favourite joke when he was four.

 

 

A woodworm crawls into a pub and asks 'is the bar tender here?'

 

 

 

 

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Those last two are alright. The best so far has been the cannibal joke, in my opinion. I think the fridge joke has got to be the worst.

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More?

 

How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the bulb and one to hold the penis.....ladder..I mean ladder

 

 

I went looking for some camouflage trousers the other day... but I couldn't find any

 

 

ron

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Two more:

 

 

My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. a strong currant pulled him in ..

 

 

 

Crazy paving's not all it's cracked up to be.....

 

 

 

ron

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Some of these jokes are quite funny actually....i think the light bulb one ruined it tho. Please do not tell jokes involving sexual connotations...

 

Q: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

A: If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

 

and since the second one was usually good:

 

Q: Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber

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Worst jokes told recently: A man enters a doctor's surgery and says: 'Doctor, I need help. I'm turning into a moth!' The doc replies: 'Why come here, I'm a doctor not a psychiatrist.' The man responds: 'I know that Doctor. But the light was on.

 

Next worst: 'There are three signs of old age - loss of memory... I forget the other two.'

 

 

ron

 

The first one: Just doesn't make any sense. What does a light have to do with psychiatry?

 

Second one: You should really try to remember a joke before posting it. Otherwise the punchline is lost on everyone.

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Sister i think you misunderstood the second joke, "I forgot the other two" is the punch line...

 

No it isn't. That just doesn't make any sense.

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the most important five things in this life are really three, air and water.

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Are the punchlines the fact that they don't make sense? I don't get these jokes.

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may be you didn't used to such kind,

 

that one, 'There are three signs of old age - loss of memory... I forget the other two.',, tells that the man is practically suffers of what he mentioned

 

the other one, shows conflicting in one's own speaking, and then just more conflicting.

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