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Before it starts!

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A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a drink before it starts!"

The wife sighs and gets him a beer.

 

Ten minutes later, he says, "Get me another drink before it starts!"

 

She looks cross, but fetches another drink and slams it down next to him. He finishes that drink and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me another drink, it's going to start any minute!"

 

The wife is furious. She yells at him "Is that all you're going to do tonight! Drink and sit in front of that TV! You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore..."

 

The man sighs and says, "It's started..."

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PropellerAds

:D

 

(w00t) I thought he was waiting for some footbal game to start (w00t) hahahha

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