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10 most stupid questions?

 

People usually ask obvious situations and some equally stupid answers:

 

 

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...

 

Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?

 

Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

 

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...

 

Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?

 

Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?

 

 

3. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...

 

Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.

 

Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

 

 

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

 

Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer Butter Masala" dish good?

 

Answer: No, it’s terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.

 

 

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years.

 

Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.

 

Answer: Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

 

 

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

 

Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well?

 

Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.

 

 

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

 

Stupid Question: Sorry. Were you sleeping?

 

Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.

 

And you thought I was sleeping.... You dumb witted moron.

 

 

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

 

Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?

 

Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.

 

 

9.At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

 

Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?

 

Answer: No it won’t. It will just bleed.

 

 

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...

 

Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke.

 

Answer: Gosh, it's a miracle ...it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!

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2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...

 

Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?

 

Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?

 

this is my fav it's summit i wud ask!! :D

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7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

 

Stupid Question: Sorry. Were you sleeping?

 

Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.

 

And you thought I was sleeping.... You dumb witted moron.

 

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LOL.. Those were pretyy good. :D

 

I remember another one I read sometime back. When u'r at a bus stop, and somebody asks, has the bus come yet? *cough* Well, gee, I'm standin here u genius, u think it came? :D

 

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Nice ones sister J!

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ROFL!!!!!!!!!!LOLOLOLOL!!!

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